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50 Hilariously Unfortunate Moments That Made Parents Say “God, Pick Another Soldier” (New Pics)
Funny,FailsJUN 12, 2025

50 Hilariously Unfortunate Moments That Made Parents Say “God, Pick Another Soldier” (New Pics)

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“Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.” You’ve likely seen this written everywhere, from Pinterest boards to bumper stickers. There’s even a podcast named after it. 
It’s a statement each parent has also likely uttered at least once in their life. Children can be a handful, which, at times, can be hilariously frustrating for many moms and dads. And these photos perfectly encapsulate those moments, which can range from broken TVs to the accidental ingestion of coins. 
We’ve collected these images from various corners of Reddit, and feel free to upvote the ones you connect with the most.

#1 Kids Can Come Up With The Most Creative Explanations

Kids Can Come Up With The Most Creative Explanations
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#2 We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There... Until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today

We Found My Wife’s Phone In The Toilet Yesterday. We Weren’t Sure Which Of Our Three Kids Put It There... Until My Wife Scrolled Through Her Pictures Today
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#3 My Daughter Just Said “Here Papa” And Put These In My Pocket. I Have No Idea Which Piece Of Cheap Furniture Is Now Dangerously Unstable

My Daughter Just Said “Here Papa” And Put These In My Pocket. I Have No Idea Which Piece Of Cheap Furniture Is Now Dangerously Unstable
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A bad parent will likely flip out and dole out crazy punishment upon seeing such damage committed by their children. A good parent, however, would approach the situation without casting judgment. They understand that these are children being children.

“A good parent really activates curiosity over judgment in a situation with their kids,” child psychologist Dr. Becky Kennedy stated.

#4 The Face Of A Parent Who Had To Deal With The Fact That His Child Really Locked Her Mother In Her Bedroom Because She Got Her Mouth Stuck On The Doorknob From The Other Side Of The Door

The Face Of A Parent Who Had To Deal With The Fact That His Child Really Locked Her Mother In Her Bedroom Because She Got Her Mouth Stuck On The Doorknob From The Other Side Of The Door
I love and miss my dad so much, but this photo makes me laugh so hard. Bro was TIRED He also tried to teach me how to play backgammon multiple times, but I kept trying to eat the pieces. Shoutout to my dad. Best dad. Very patient man. He also used to bring me out on the deck at night to say goodnight to the moon. He'd be like "Say goodnight to Luna!" and I'd be like "Goodnight Moona!" because kids are stupid. But also, this man worked at NASA. He gave up the opportunity to go to outer space because he would miss me too much. Imagine giving up that opportunity just for your child to say "Moona" smh.
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#5 Looks Like The Younger Daughter Is Already Planning Her Inheritance

Looks Like The Younger Daughter Is Already Planning Her Inheritance
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#6 I Asked My College Age Son To Pick Up A Cake For My Brother's Birthday, His Uncle

I Asked My College Age Son To Pick Up A Cake For My Brother's Birthday, His Uncle
We are having a lot of people over including kids and grandparents. He is not getting married and he isn't gay.
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According to Dr. Kennedy, a more inquisitive approach may help parents understand why their child broke the 60-inch flat screen in the living room. She says that the mere use of the phrase “I wonder” makes you less judgmental towards the situation. 

“Being the sturdiest leader for your kid involves equal parts very firm boundaries and parental authority as it does warm, validating connection,” Dr. Kennedy explained.

#7 My 8-Year-Old Decided The Keyboard Should Be In Alphabetical Order

My 8-Year-Old Decided The Keyboard Should Be In Alphabetical Order
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#8 My 2 Year Old Started Cursing And I Thought My Teenagers Were To Blame So I Made A Swear Jar… It’s Been 5 Hours And It Turns Out I Am The Problem. I Will Be Broke By Monday

My 2 Year Old Started Cursing And I Thought My Teenagers Were To Blame So I Made A Swear Jar… It’s Been 5 Hours And It Turns Out I Am The Problem. I Will Be Broke By Monday
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#9 I’ve Seen It Happen In Movies But Never Dreamed I Would See It In Real Life

I’ve Seen It Happen In Movies But Never Dreamed I Would See It In Real Life
Shocked children at bottom for extra OMG. “No kids it’s not Santa just Uncle Jeff trying to get the damn tree.” Merry Christmas, y’all!
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There is also positive parenting, which focuses on showing warmth and kindness. It’s more about guiding through encouragement rather than tough love. According to the UCDavis Health Children’s Hospital, it sends a powerful message that “You are loved, you are good, you matter."

#10 My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A Sim Key The Day Before

My Kid Swallowed A Penny While Showing His Little Brother How He Accidentally Swallowed A Sim Key The Day Before
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#11 I Give Him His Own Pot Of Dirt To Water Now, After He Waterboarded My Poor Succulents To Death

I Give Him His Own Pot Of Dirt To Water Now, After He Waterboarded My Poor Succulents To Death
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#12 I Bought A Second Hand Book For My Kid And Didn’t Look Closely At The Cover

I Bought A Second Hand Book For My Kid And Didn’t Look Closely At The Cover
It’s in Latin. We don’t speak Latin.
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To employ positive parenting, UCDavis Health recommends a strategy of promoting good behaviors with PRIDE skills: Praise, Reflection, Imitation, Description, Enjoyment. 

The idea is to take note of the good behaviors that counteract the bad behaviors the child has committed. If they acted aggressively, commend them the next time they are careful. If you caught them lying, recognize them the next time they tell the truth.

#13 At Least They Ate The Dinner You Made!

At Least They Ate The Dinner You Made!
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#14 Tanned A Bit Too Much While Wearing Shoes. Kids Call Them My Chimp Feet

Tanned A Bit Too Much While Wearing Shoes. Kids Call Them My Chimp Feet
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#15 I'd Like To Know How She Interpreted That

I'd Like To Know How She Interpreted That
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To all you parents out there, we’d like to hear from you, especially. How do you handle such situations with your kids? Share your insights and colorful stories in the comments!

#16 I Bought My Kid A Drone For Christmas, The Wife Doesn't Love It

I Bought My Kid A Drone For Christmas, The Wife Doesn't Love It
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#17 Tornado-Driven M**der-Branch Impales My House Directly Above My Kid’s Bed

Tornado-Driven M**der-Branch Impales My House Directly Above My Kid’s Bed
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#18 What My Son Did To My Duct Tape

What My Son Did To My Duct Tape
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#19 Drove My 17 Year Old Son To Visit My Childhood Home

Drove My 17 Year Old Son To Visit My Childhood Home
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#20 Child Opened 3 Gallons Of Interior Paint

Child Opened 3 Gallons Of Interior Paint
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