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People Needed To Screenshot These 45 Hilarious Texts So The Internet Could Laugh Too
Funny,JokesJUN 23, 2024

People Needed To Screenshot These 45 Hilarious Texts So The Internet Could Laugh Too

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When I was in middle school, texting with my friends was one of the most exciting activities I could imagine. I had just gotten a cell phone, and I was thrilled to be in constant communication with my classmates. My messages were often meaningless and silly and always punctuated by smiley faces made of colons and parentheses. 
Today, I do much less texting for fun and primarily do so to communicate with my partner during the day or let him know I’m on my way home. But thankfully, not everyone’s texting conversations are as boring as mine. We took a trip to r/texts and gathered some of their most hilarious screenshots down below. So enjoy reading through these messages that probably weren’t intended for our eyes, and be sure to upvote all of your favorites!

#1 Husband Gets Poetic When He’s Tipsy

Husband Gets Poetic When He’s Tipsy
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#2 Car, I'm Gay

Car, I'm Gay
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#3 Random Texts From My Husband

Random Texts From My Husband
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When we text, we are usually having private conversations that won’t be seen by anyone else. But in this day and age, when screenshotting and screen recording are easier than ever, it’s no longer safe to assume that our messages won’t be shared publicly. As long as you have only been sending funny messages though, rather than hostile or offensive texts, you should have nothing to hide!

The Texts subreddit is a wild place full of bizarre and hilarious conversations. With over 408K members, this group is one of the largest communities on the platform and is never short on entertaining content. From silly jokes to typos that caused hilarious misunderstandings, this subreddit just goes to show that plenty of gems are hiding in people’s phones!   

#4 Peepee Poopoo

Peepee Poopoo
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#5 Meirl

Meirl
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#6 Not Necessarily Fake But I Felt This Is The Best Sub To Put It

Not Necessarily Fake But I Felt This Is The Best Sub To Put It
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Texting has been around for decades, but it’s now one of the most popular forms of communication. According to Intradyn, cell phone users in the United States send about 2 trillion messages a year, or 6 billion per day and 227 million per hour. It’s also estimated that about 23 billion texts are sent around the globe every single day.

And if you’re curious about the very first text message, this groundbreaking SMS was sent on December 3, 1992 by engineer Neil Papworth. What was the message? A very short and sweet “Merry Christmas.” Later, texting became extremely popular amongst young people, but today, it’s used by all generations. I’ve even received heartwarming texts from my grandmother!   

#7 My Teenage Daughter Thought She Wanted A Phone…then Dad Happened

My Teenage Daughter Thought She Wanted A Phone…then Dad Happened
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#8 You Are A Bold One

You Are A Bold One
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#9 Text From My Sister

Text From My Sister
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Intradyn reports that a whopping 97% of Americans today own smartphones, so it’s no surprise that they’re texting so much. And while phone calls are still the most common form of communication, 92% of cell phone users will utilize texting as well. In fact, many businesses even use text messages to keep in touch with customers today, as 81% of consumers report having signed up for texts from at least one company. 

#10 Bet He’s Glad It Wasn’t For Him

Bet He’s Glad It Wasn’t For Him
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#11 I'm All Ears

I'm All Ears
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#12 Not Like That

Not Like That
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Personally, I have no problem talking on the phone, as I find it fast and efficient. Plus, I’ve worked multiple receptionist jobs, which obliterated any fear of phone calls I might have had in the past. But I know many people who much prefer texting for various reasons. 

According to Client Chat Live, one appealing factor of texting for many people is the fact that it’s more private than a phone call. Nobody can overhear your conversation, and it’s much easier to respond to a text than to have to find a private, quiet setting to chat on the phone.  

#13 Lightly Fried Fish Fillets

Lightly Fried Fish Fillets
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#14 Drunk Texts From Derrick Never Fail

Drunk Texts From Derrick Never Fail
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#15 Asked My Boyfriend A Question I Saw On Here This Was His Answer

Asked My Boyfriend A Question I Saw On Here This Was His Answer
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Some people also prefer texting to talking on the phone due to the fact that it can save time. You don’t have to coordinate with another person and talk when you’re both free. You can just shoot off a message, and the other party will respond when they can. This also allows us time to think before replying, a luxury that we don’t get to have when on the phone with another person. There can sometimes be pressure to respond immediately when someone is listening to your voice, which can cause stress.

#16 Mood

Mood
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#17 BF Took A Wrong Number Text And Ran With It

BF Took A Wrong Number Text And Ran With It
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#18 BF Went On A Boys Trip, I Got This Text In The Morning…

BF Went On A Boys Trip, I Got This Text In The Morning…
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Texting also allows people the opportunity to multitask more than chatting on the phone does. Sure, if you’re driving in the car, you might be able to talk on the phone via Bluetooth, while there’s no way you can text while driving (unless you want to cause an accident). But in most scenarios, shooting off a text message won’t interfere with whatever else you’re doing.  

#19 Oops

Oops
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#20 So My Neighbor And I Both Had Mouse Sightings This Week. Here’s How Our Landlord Responded

So My Neighbor And I Both Had Mouse Sightings This Week. Here’s How Our Landlord Responded
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