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"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)
Funny,JokesDEC 6, 2025

"This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal": 40 Of The Funniest Text Conversations That Made People Laugh (New Pics)

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Texting has been the new way of communication for almost two decades now. Even with video calls being the easiest they've ever been, most people still prefer messaging. In fact, 40% of the respondents in an international survey by YouGov claimed they prefer texting over other communication methods such as calls, video calls, audio messages, and even face-to-face communication.
Texting also allows us to communicate through memes, videos, and photos, which pretty often results in hilarious interactions. We've compiled the funniest and strangest instances of people texting each other, courtesy of the r/texts subreddit that collects "funny, weird, or random conversations" for the entertainment of others.
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#1 The Text My Dad (The Anti-Boomer) Sent To Me And My Sisters After The Election

The Text My Dad (The Anti-Boomer) Sent To Me And My Sisters After The Election
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116points

#2 Woke Up To This Text From My Boyfriend. I’ve Been Talking/Moving In My Sleep Lately. I Am Thoroughly Embarrassed😂

Woke Up To This Text From My Boyfriend. I’ve Been Talking/Moving In My Sleep Lately. I Am Thoroughly Embarrassed😂
113points

#3 My Dad Is Getting Confident In His AI Detection Skills

My Dad Is Getting Confident In His AI Detection Skills
104points

Who doesn't have a smartphone and isn't able to text people nowadays? I wish I could say that it's someone's grandma, but Millennials' grandparents often are sporting iPhones, too. According to a 2023 Pew Research survey, 90% of Americans have a smartphone. The same percentage of the population also claims they go online every day, and 41% say they're online "almost constantly."

But there was a time when people would communicate in other ways. In 2021, Americans sent two trillion text and multimedia messages. But the first-ever text message was sent in 1992 by Neil Papworth. Back then, he was a 22-year-old software programmer based in the UK, working to create the Short Message Service (SMS) for Vodafone.

#4 Let’s Go?? I Guess??

Let’s Go?? I Guess??
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94points

#5 My Daughter And I

My Daughter And I
89points

#6 My GF Texting Her Friend 💀

My GF Texting Her Friend 💀
87points

What did Neil's first-ever text message say? Because it was sent to one of his colleagues and it was 3rd December, the message read: "Merry Christmas." At the beginning, text messages had a character limit, similar to Twitter. A person could write a text containing a maximum of 160 characters. That's what led to people inventing "txt spk" or text speak. Today, we can't really imagine daily communication through messages without abbreviations like LOL, ROFL, brb, idk, emojis, GIFs, and even memes.

"In 1992, I had no idea just how popular texting would become, and that this would give rise to emojis and messaging apps used by millions," Papworth said in a later interview. "It didn't feel momentous at all. For me it was just getting my job done on the day and ensuring that our software that we'd been developing for a good year was working OK."

#7 Found Out How My BF Likes To Talk To My Cat When I'm Not Around

Found Out How My BF Likes To Talk To My Cat When I'm Not Around
81points

#8 I Asked My Brother To Send Me Pics Of Our Mom

I Asked My Brother To Send Me Pics Of Our Mom
She was cremated 10yrs ago..
73points

#9 Average Interaction With My Dad

Average Interaction With My Dad
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69points

Although it didn't seem momentous at the time, it certainly changed the way we communicate. Interestingly, at the time that the first text messages were sent, cellphones couldn't exactly send a reply message back. Papworth sent the text message from a computer to his colleague Richard Jarvis's phone. Yet, only a year later did Nokia develop the first cellphone with a texting feature. Until 1999, people could only send SMS texts to each other if they were clients of the same mobile provider. 

#10 My Friend Admitted Something

My Friend Admitted Something
67points

#11 My Dad Has Never Once Questioned The Way I Text Him

My Dad Has Never Once Questioned The Way I Text Him
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58points

#12 Can’t Believe He Did This On Valentines Day, Of All Days

Can’t Believe He Did This On Valentines Day, Of All Days
Due to time difference it was like 5AM and he accidentally clicked a suggested auto reply that sent immediately. He called me a second later in a blind panic trying to apologize for the “okay” and explain what happened 😂 love this boy but definitely gonna hang it over his head for a while!!
57points

When we talk about texting nowadays, we mean all forms of instant messaging. Whether on a messaging app like WhatsApp or Messenger, dating apps like Hinge or Tinder, or through the chat function on Reddit, people choose them over the traditional old-school texting that has been out of style for quite some time. How did people move from the default messaging app to social media direct messages? 

#13 Sent An "Email-Like" Message To Confirm A Date With A Sweet Girl I'm Seeing, Needless To Say Her Reaction Made Her Even More Endearing !

Sent An "Email-Like" Message To Confirm A Date With A Sweet Girl I'm Seeing, Needless To Say Her Reaction Made Her Even More Endearing !
56points

#14 My Best Friend Passed Away A Few Weeks Ago, But This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal. God, I Miss Her

My Best Friend Passed Away A Few Weeks Ago, But This Roast Is Absolutely Eternal. God, I Miss Her
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#15 How Dead Am I?

How Dead Am I?
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The reasons are several, but perhaps the biggest one is convenience. For one, we do not need to have a person's number to call or text them. "You can fire up an app, connect it to your Facebook, and all of a sudden you're able to pull in all of your contacts from Facebook and you never have to worry about the phone number," media and marketing professor at Emerson College, David Gerzof Richard, explained to NPR.

#16 My Brother’s 19-Year-Old Wisdom

My Brother’s 19-Year-Old Wisdom
51points

#17 I Present To You, My Youngest Sister

I Present To You, My Youngest Sister
51points

#18 My Boss Is So Done

My Boss Is So Done
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49points

Did you spot any traditional texts in our list, Pandas? And what do you mostly use for messaging people? Let us know your favorite apps and communication methods in the comments: are you a visual texter who communicates through memes and emojis, or do you pen essay-worthy paragraphs with perfect grammar and your feelings laid out bare?

While you think, be sure to check out some more compilations of hilarious text interactions right here!

#19 My Daughter .. Cont

My Daughter .. Cont
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#20 My Mom Found My V*pe :’( (I Am 26 Years Old)

My Mom Found My V*pe :’( (I Am 26 Years Old)
45points
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