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88 Flamboyant Pride Captions That Might Make You Laugh
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88 Flamboyant Pride Captions That Might Make You Laugh

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June is Pride Month, with marches and festivals taking place in many places around the world. While the fight for freedom, acceptance, and protection is far from won in many places, it is still a time of celebration, fun, and outrageous color and glamor, something that the LGBTQ+ community does extremely well!
Something else the community does well is being hysterically funny. In this list compiled by Bored Panda, you'll see some of our favorite funny and witty pride captions made just for the occasion, and they are sure to have you chuckling along, too, regardless of your sexual orientation. 
Scroll down to check them out for yourself below, and don't forget to upvote your favorite pride captions!

#1 I'm Cool With It

I'm Cool With It
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#2 Trump: The Only Dick I Cannot Handle

Trump: The Only Dick I Cannot Handle
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#3 82 Years (And 9 Months) Of Being Gay! But Maybe It's Just A Phase I'm Going Through

82 Years (And 9 Months) Of Being Gay! But Maybe It's Just A Phase I'm Going Through
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How Do You Come Up With Funny Pride Captions? 

Thinking of attending a pride parade in support of your friends or thinking of the perfect pride captions to share your views? We get it; it’s quite a daunting task to come up with something ingeniously witty! But no worries are needed, as we found a couple of tips that might help you here: 

Understand the topic. Learn the nuances of LGBTQ+ culture and issues. That way, you can craft relevant and respectful pride captions. 

Use humor. The LGBTQ+ community is known for their incredible wit, so don't be shy about trying to match that! After all, funny Pride Month captions catch the most attention. 

Keep it positive. While humor is an essential part of Pride Month captions, be sure that your jokes are essentially positive and inclusive. Nobody wants a Debbie Downer in their ranks!

Experiment and have fun. Don’t be afraid of experimenting with your pride captions. By letting your creativity run free, you might discover something unexpectedly ingenious. 

Keep these tips in mind, and we are sure you’ll construct the most flamboyant, wittiest, and brightest pride captions to ever grace a Parade. Still, if you need a bit more inspiration, take a look at the funny pride captions on this list.

#4 If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Blame Straight People. They're The Ones Who Keep Having Gay Babies

If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Blame Straight People. They're The Ones Who Keep Having Gay Babies
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#5 Even If Being Gay Was A Choice - So What?? People Choose To Be Assholes And They Can Get Married

Even If Being Gay Was A Choice - So What?? People Choose To Be Assholes And They Can Get Married
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#6 If God Hates Gays Why Are We So Cute

If God Hates Gays Why Are We So Cute
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#7 Jesus Had 2 Dads. He Turned Out Fine

Jesus Had 2 Dads. He Turned Out Fine
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#8 Some Christians Are Gay. Get Over It

Some Christians Are Gay. Get Over It
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#9 If Harry Potter Taught Us Anything, It's That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet

If Harry Potter Taught Us Anything, It's That No One Deserves To Live In A Closet
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#10 Jesus Hung Out With 12 Guys And Prostitute. He Was More Like Me Than Like You

Jesus Hung Out With 12 Guys And Prostitute. He Was More Like Me Than Like You
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#11 The Gay Agenda

The Gay Agenda
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#12 I'm Not Gay, I Just Like Rainbows

 I'm Not Gay, I Just Like Rainbows
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#13 I Was Born Gay, You Were Taught Religion

I Was Born Gay, You Were Taught Religion
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#14 If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Don't Get Gay Married

If You Don't Like Gay Marriage, Don't Get Gay Married
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#15 Please Don't Divorce My Dads

Please Don't Divorce My Dads
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#16 Leviticus Also Said "No Hair Cuts", But I Guess We Are Skipping That One

Leviticus Also Said "No Hair Cuts", But I Guess We Are Skipping That One
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#17 Being Gay Is Like Glitter It Never Goes Away

Being Gay Is Like Glitter It Never Goes Away
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#18 As Jesus Said About Gay People:

As Jesus Said About Gay People:
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#19 Cuz Only Very Fragile Egos Fear Equality

Cuz Only Very Fragile Egos Fear Equality
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#20 It's A Little Weird You Care So Much About My Genitals. Are You Sure You're Not Gay?

It's A Little Weird You Care So Much About My Genitals. Are You Sure You're Not Gay?
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