Hilarious Mom Writes Honest Letter To The World - And It Will Crack You Up

Dear relative/friend/stranger on the subway,

Thank you for being concerned about how I let my kid watch YouTube. No, the fact that you saw him doing it once doesn't mean he spends all day on it. It doesn't even mean he does it every day. You wouldn't allow it if it were your kid? I didn't ask but good for you.

Thank you, I am aware that most people stop breastfeeding after six months. No, I'm not stopping nursing my one year old just because you think he's had enough.

Thank you for telling me how bad of a job I am doing by not forcing my baby to use a pacifier when he clearly doesn't like it and thank you for thinking I want to hear that you don't agree that I hug and kiss my kids 927479264 times a day and that you're sure they will become spoiled from that.

Thank you for wanting to stop me from cutting my child's hair because he's too small and it will give him some kind of curse. Will I let him have hair poking his eyes 24/7 because of that? Not really, no.

I really appreciate you constantly telling me how I should be raising my kids. Oh wait, I actually don't! 😉 Your friend's third cousin used to rub vinegar on her baby's knees and your brother's mother-in-law's stepsister used to jump three times while licking her elbow and holding codfish before feeding her kid soup? That's great, I would never do that but since you didn't ask me I will not say anything. I will not try to make you feel terrible about your parenting just because you would do it differently so if you could do the same it would be great.

Sincerely,

Probably every mom in the world