Most of these posts look like dysfunction or complaints, but we are here to tell you they are not. It is people who looked up from whatever they were doing, noticed something happening across the room, and correctly identified it as too good to keep to themselves. The marriage tweet is a love language that nobody officially named but everybody recognizes.
You are not venting or complaining; you are sharing evidence of a person who is so specifically, consistently, unmistakably themselves that the only reasonable response is to open Twitter and start typing. The strangers in the comments who reply "mine does this too" are offering solidarity, which in a long-term relationship is honestly more useful.
Do you have a funny observation about your spouse that you can share? Tell us in the comments!
