82 Hilarious Dating Tweets That Have No Business Being This Funny Given The Painful Reality

With millions of single adults in the world, one would think it should be fairly easy to find a match. There's a huge dating pool to choose from. The problem, it seems, is that the so-called 'pool' is more like a murky shark-infested tank, where you risk being eaten alive. It's filled with frogs pretending to be princes, dangerous sea snakes, empty shells masquerading as starfish, and creatures that clearly belong on another planet.

It's wild out there and to prove it, we've gathered some of the most hilariously relatable dating tweets from the depths of "desperately seeking" hell. There's the guy who took his date to the aquarium just to prove how much he hates fish, another who worshipped a guru who 'resurrected a duck,' and the absolute charmer who used spit to moisturize his hands while eating sushi. If you're still considering dating after scrolling through this list, may the force be with you!