If you cringe hard every time you hear dad jokes, this list might not be for you… However, if you enjoy this type of humor and make yourself comfortable, as a boy, do we have a treat for you today?
Collected from the gold mine that is the ‘Dad Jokes’ subreddit, these jokes ought to make the hall of fame of puns dads are famous for. If you’re as excited about them as we are, wait no longer than a second and scroll down to view them. And make sure to upvote your favorites!
#21
I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused. Now I’m in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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90points
#22
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
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88points
#23
Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian
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85points
#24
My friend told me, “Your wife and daughter look like twins!” I said, “Well, they were separated at birth.”
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85points
#25
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable
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82points
#26
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 6 months.
The woman asked the doctor about her baby.
The woman asked the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine. And, you're brother named them for you.
Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Ohh, that's actually a nice name. What about the boy?
Doctor: deeply sighs Denephew.
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79points
#27
It was so cold yesterday my computer froze. It was my own fault though, I left too many windows open.
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74points
#28
Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says, 'I’ll have some H2O.' The second man says, 'I'll have some H2O, too.' The second man dies.
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67points
#29
Once upon a time, there was a king that was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible leader, but he made a great ruler.
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64points
