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20 Hilarious Sugar-Free Gummy Bears Reviews
FunnyJUL 24, 2020

20 Hilarious Sugar-Free Gummy Bears Reviews

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One of the worst days of my life,” “Help me," “The horror at 30,000 feet!” Taken out of their original context, these phrases might sound scary. Terrifying, even. However, you all know that it's all about the context, and in this case, it's actually a pretty hilarious one.
Long story short, it turns out that sugar-free gummies will most probably send you rushing to the bathroom. It's all because of the innocent-sounding sugar alcohol called maltitol, which is found in the ingredient called lycasin. Apparently, Haribo sugarless gummy bears are no exception when it comes to sugar alcohol, and boy, what a wild ride the Amazon review section for the gummies was.
For this list, we recommend you put away snacks and drinks because your appetite will probably be ruined in no time. Scroll down to read people's hilariously awful experiences with sugar-free Haribo gummies, and vote for the ones that made you laugh!

#1 Snack Attack Revenge

Snack Attack Revenge
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#2 When Travel Turns Tense

When Travel Turns Tense
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#3 Quarantine Survival Hacks

Quarantine Survival Hacks
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#4 Bathroom Survival Guide

Bathroom Survival Guide
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#5 Painfully Committed Reviewer

Painfully Committed Reviewer
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Are the Sugar-Free Gummy Bear Reviews Real?

To think of such horrible, vulgar things to say about a beloved brand and its products proves just how real the reviews truly are. Every single bad Haribo sugar-free review is almost 100% as real as any other review. To nail this fact further, the toxicity of the product even spread to more beloved products of the company.

#6 Star Rating or Cry for Help?

Star Rating or Cry for Help?
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#7 Unexpected Product Perks

Unexpected Product Perks
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#8 When Sugar-Free Strikes Back

When Sugar-Free Strikes Back
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#9 Sweet Tooth Regrets

Sweet Tooth Regrets
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#10 Gummy Bear Apocalypse

Gummy Bear Apocalypse
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Do Sugar-Free Gummy Bears Taste Good?

Sugar-free products are known for tasting bad or different from sugared ones. Example? Original Haribo gummy bears. While the sugar-free version has an almost unending list of reviews pointing out the horrible taste, the originals are kinder. So, looking at sugar-free gummy bear reviews alone, it’s easy to assume that taste makes a difference in quality.

#11 Fueling My Inner Jet Engine

Fueling My Inner Jet Engine
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#12 Color-Coded Crisis

Color-Coded Crisis
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#13 Toilet Trials Ahead

Toilet Trials Ahead
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#14 Regret in Gummies

Regret in Gummies
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#15 Sweet Regret Alert

Sweet Regret Alert
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#16 Too Real To Be Funny

Too Real To Be Funny
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#17 Sweet Tooth Regrets

Sweet Tooth Regrets
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#18 Unforgettable Snack Attack

Unforgettable Snack Attack
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#19 Unexpected Side Effects

Unexpected Side Effects
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#20 Office Holiday Feels

Office Holiday Feels
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Why Did Haribo Discontinue Sugar-Free Gummy Bears?

Are reviews not enough? Well, the product also made headlines in some of the most famous magazines in the world. According to Forbes, these gummy bears’ main “sugary” component, lycasin, can lead to nasty side effects, like stomach problems. In Haribo’s defense, the company did put a warning label.

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