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This Online Group Celebrates Sentences That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, Here Are 17 Of The Best
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This Online Group Celebrates Sentences That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, Here Are 17 Of The Best

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Have you ever caught yourself talking, but unaware of how your sentence will ultimately unfold? Or better yet, have you ever read something that you never thought could exist in just a single line? Well, you’re not the only one. The subreddit “Brand New Sentence” is a place that collects sentences “never before written, found in the wild.” It has more than 1.2 million members who share unique and never-before-written sets of words they found on the vast waters of the internet.
We’ve gathered some of the most mind-boggling and funny sentences from the subreddit to give you a taste of the linguistic marvels that await. From nonsensical yet strangely captivating phrases to clever wordplay and humorous remarks, scroll down to discover the boundless potential of human language and imagination.
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#1 Unused York City

Text post from an online group celebrating unique sentences with humorous takes on language and writing challenges.
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#2 They’re Feeding You Lies

Tweet with a humorous sentence about Hot Pockets, featured in an online group celebrating unique and original sentences.
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#3 Enormous Cloddhoppers,lest They Frighten The Villagers

Tweet showing humorous sentences about having size 9 shoes, celebrating unique sentences from an online group.
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Sometimes we come across phrases that we never expected to hear or read. These words or word combinations can make us pause and ponder on them for a while. It’s fascinating to think that there are sentences that might have never been spoken before in the English language. Coming up with or coming across such instances feels a bit like discovering a new land.

#4 If Raisins Wanted Attention

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#5 Classic German

Tweet from an online group sharing unique and creative sentences that no one has thought of before.
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#6 The Children Yearn For The Mines

Tweet from an online group sharing a unique sentence reflecting on children and coal mines, celebrating original sentences.
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Social media can be a great source of amazing content if you know where to look for it, and the members of r/BrandNewSentence certainly do! Created in 2018, this community celebrates the idea of discovering unique sentences anytime, anywhere.

“Brand New Sentence” is all about finding sentences that have never been seen before, so naturally reposts are not allowed. According to the moderators of the group, for a sentence to be posted on the subreddit, it must have “never been said before, or said few enough times to qualify as ‘almost new’”, be “not an idiom (or a translated idiom)” and “humorous or confusingly worded”.

#7 “Peeled His Hairline Back Like A Banana”

Young Prince William pictured with caption about gene pool humor from an online group celebrating unique sentences.
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#8 Dinosaur Sauce

Tweet from an online group celebrating unique sentences, mentioning Reddit gold for calling oil dinosaur sauce.
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#9 Low Maintenance Bones

Tweet from an online group celebrating unique sentences, humorously discussing teeth care versus bone maintenance.
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The bounds of human creativity know no limits. From cleverly labeling cutlery as 'food weapons' to coming up with ‘moron support’, which means moral support but ‘stupid’, we constantly discover unusual expressions. And if that doesn't surprise you, consider this captivating caption: “Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40”. Have you encountered any phrases or expressions that you believe are truly one-of-a-kind?

#10 It Was The Mouse’s Truffle

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#11 Tiny Rat

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#12 Orange Cat Behavior

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This is not the first post featuring unique, non-repetitive, and creatively worded sentences. If you’re someone who likes to roam the uncharted realms of linguistic novelty, check out our previous articles with even more never-before-written gems by clicking here and here.

#13 Gladis The Orca

Killer whales off Gibraltar learning to sink yachts, showing unusual behavior captured in new images.
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#14 Make Better Choices… Scientists Want Them To Stop

Seal with an eel stuck up its nose, highlighting a strange sentence celebrated by an online group for unique sentences.
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#15 Just Me And My Fat Body Slipping Around Covered In Oil

A humorous sentence about a woman stuck in her bathtub for 30 minutes after bathing in coconut oil.
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#16 I Guess He’s Right, I Too Wanna See Statues Of Perry The Platypus Outside Every Government Building…

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#17 The Full Reproductive Cycle Of An Ipod Nano

Tweet from an online group sharing a unique sentence about the reproductive cycle of an iPod nano with Apple AirPods case image.
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