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This Online Group Celebrates Sentences That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, Here Are 35 Of The Best (New Pics)
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This Online Group Celebrates Sentences That Probably No One Has Ever Thought Of Before, Here Are 35 Of The Best (New Pics)

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Have you ever caught yourself talking, but unaware of how your sentence will ultimately unfold? Or better yet, have you ever read something that you never thought could exist in just a single line? Well, you’re not the only one. The subreddit “Brand New Sentence” is a place that collects sentences “never before written, found in the wild.” It has more than 1.2 million members who share unique and never-before-written sets of words they found on the vast waters of the internet.
We’ve gathered some of the most mind-boggling and funny sentences from the subreddit to give you a taste of the linguistic marvels that await. From nonsensical yet strangely captivating phrases to clever wordplay and humorous remarks, scroll down to discover the boundless potential of human language and imagination.

#1 Unused York City

Unused York City
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#2 Putting A Swimming Cap Over A Fridge

Putting A Swimming Cap Over A Fridge
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#3 Burn The 5g!

Burn The 5g!
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Sometimes we come across phrases that we never expected to hear or read. These words or word combinations can make us pause and ponder on them for a while. It’s fascinating to think that there are sentences that might have never been spoken before in the English language. Coming up with or coming across such instances feels a bit like discovering a new land.

#4 They’re Feeding You Lies

They’re Feeding You Lies
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#5 Enormous Cloddhoppers,lest They Frighten The Villagers

Enormous Cloddhoppers,lest They Frighten The Villagers
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#6 Op’s Brain Is A Vegetable

Op’s Brain Is A Vegetable
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Social media can be a great source of amazing content if you know where to look for it, and the members of r/BrandNewSentence certainly do! Created in 2018, this community celebrates the idea of discovering unique sentences anytime, anywhere.

Brand New Sentence” is all about finding sentences that have never been seen before, so naturally reposts are not allowed. According to the moderators of the group, for a sentence to be posted on the subreddit, it must have “never been said before, or said few enough times to qualify as ‘almost new’”, be “not an idiom (or a translated idiom)” and “humorous or confusingly worded”.

#7 Up Shut Your A** Motherb**ch

Up Shut Your A** Motherb**ch
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#8 “Yours And Everyone Else’s Assassination Coordinates”

“Yours And Everyone Else’s Assassination Coordinates”
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#9 If Raisins Wanted Attention

If Raisins Wanted Attention
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The bounds of human creativity know no limits. From cleverly labeling cutlery as 'food weapons' to coming up with ‘moron support’, which means moral support but ‘stupid’, we constantly discover unusual expressions. And if that doesn't surprise you, consider this captivating caption: “Blind bisexual goose named Thomas who spent six years in a love triangle with two swans and helped raise 68 babies dies at the ripe old age of 40”. Have you encountered any phrases or expressions that you believe are truly one-of-a-kind?

#10 Classic German

Classic German
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#11 The Children Yearn For The Mines

The Children Yearn For The Mines
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#12 “Peeled His Hairline Back Like A Banana”

“Peeled His Hairline Back Like A Banana”
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This is not the first post featuring unique, non-repetitive, and creatively worded sentences. If you’re someone who likes to roam the uncharted realms of linguistic novelty, check out our previous articles with even more never-before-written gems by clicking here and here.

#13 How Does Failure Taste, Demon Box?

How Does Failure Taste, Demon Box?
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#14 Dinosaur Sauce

Dinosaur Sauce
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#15 Low Maintenance Bones

Low Maintenance Bones
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#16 It Was The Mouse’s Truffle

It Was The Mouse’s Truffle
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#17 Uhhhh What?

Uhhhh What?
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#18 Go To War Just To Come Home With Btsd

Go To War Just To Come Home With Btsd
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#19 Bisexual Goose

Bisexual Goose
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#20 Moron Support

Moron Support
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