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This Internet Group Shares Images Of Birds Being Jerks, Here Are The 40 Funniest Ones
Funny,AnimalsMAY 1, 2023

This Internet Group Shares Images Of Birds Being Jerks, Here Are The 40 Funniest Ones

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Birds are a universal part of our ecosystem, from the clueless-looking pidgin to sparrows that zip by at extremely high speeds. The ability to fly equips them to be particularly immune from repercussions, so it’s no surprise that avians seem to have no qualms about taking our stuff, eating our food, and then flying away before any consequences can be felt. 
The “Birds being Jerks” online group gathers examples of birds with little to no regard for humans and our stuff. So get comfortable and upvote your favorite examples as you scroll through. Be sure to comment your own bird stories and tales.

#1 Anarchists

Anarchists
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#2 My Dickbag Bird

My Dickbag Bird
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#3 Uber Sky

Uber Sky
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When you take into consideration the evolutionary nature of birds, it makes more sense that they might have an inclination towards jerkdom. Scientists believe that birds are the modern incarnation of dinosaurs like the velociraptor of “Jurrasic Park” fame. You might notice the word raptor, which we still use to describe various birds of prey. 

They are still pretty unique in the modern world, as they are the only animals with feathers. The only exception to this is the kiwi, which is furry and flightless, much like the fruit. They also lay eggs, despite being warm-blooded, much to the benefit of our breakfast. One thing modern birds do not really have anymore is teeth, as their ancestors often did still retain some to access a more varied diet.

#4 This Is My Life Now

This Is My Life Now
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#5 Crow Rides On The Back Of A Bald Eagle

Crow Rides On The Back Of A Bald Eagle
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#6 I Think We Have A Criminal Here

I Think We Have A Criminal Here
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Feathers give birds all sorts of benefits, from flight, insulation, and protection against water. The flip side is that it ends up requiring them to spend almost 10% of their time just grooming and preening. Reflecting their dinosaur heritage, some birds also have scales, primarily on their toes. The ability to fly comes with the need for rapid digestion and very quick metabolism. 

#7 This Peacock Pecked At His Own Reflection On A Bmw For Over Half An Hour

This Peacock Pecked At His Own Reflection On A Bmw For Over Half An Hour
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#8 Fuck The Law

Fuck The Law
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#9 No Respect For The Rules

No Respect For The Rules
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Some can also mimic the noises of other animals, including humans. Parrots are pretty famous for taking on the mannerisms and expressions used by their owners, while crows can mimic the sounds of predators. They use this to attract said predators to carcasses, allowing wolves or bears to split open the dead animal and gain access to the meat inside. 

#10 I Love Parrots But Don't Insult The Arsonist

I Love Parrots But Don't Insult The Arsonist
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#11 Love. . . Hate. .

Love. . . Hate. .
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#12 Help I Lost My Lovebird In This Pile Of Mangoes!

Help I Lost My Lovebird In This Pile Of Mangoes!
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#13 Birds Being A Dick

Birds Being A Dick
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#14 Honk!

Honk!
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#15 Dick Left Alone With An Open Laptop

Dick Left Alone With An Open Laptop
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#16 Hes Figured Out How To Open The Seed Dispenser

Hes Figured Out How To Open The Seed Dispenser
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#17 Blursed Parrot

Blursed Parrot
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#18 Thanks For Rescuing Us From The Brink Of Extinction And All, But

Thanks For Rescuing Us From The Brink Of Extinction And All, But
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#19 German Chancellor Angela Merkel At A Bird Park

German Chancellor Angela Merkel At A Bird Park
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#20 Poor Baby Hippo Never Hurt A Fly

Poor Baby Hippo Never Hurt A Fly
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