We all know first dates can be awkward… but what’s the fastest way to completely ruin one? You’ve got 60 seconds—what do you say to make it go downhill instantly?
#1
I've learned so much from Andrew Tate.
23points
#2
"Do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?"
Nope, I don't. My coven demands immediate attention 😂
Nope, I don't. My coven demands immediate attention 😂
21points
#3
If you hear a consistent beeping, don't worry, it's just my ankle monitor battery running low...
18points
#4
"So just you know, I have been drinking nothing but pineapple juice the whole week prior to this day."
16points
#5
Does this rag smell of chloroform?
15points
#6
May I introduce you to my mum? She's here, on the table next to us.... Hi Mom!
14points
#7
I have a great joke, you'll laugh so hard your t**s will fall off. Oh, I see you've already heard it
13points
#8
I think you're my new soulmate
13points
#9
*Keeps looking over dates shoulder*
MOM! Slow down with the cue cards. You're flipping them too fast!
MOM! Slow down with the cue cards. You're flipping them too fast!
13points
#10
If I'm the one with the date:
Do you believe in the flying spaghetti monster?
If I'm a spectator:
"Hey man, I thought you were dating Laura?"
Do you believe in the flying spaghetti monster?
If I'm a spectator:
"Hey man, I thought you were dating Laura?"
12points
#11
I’m a believer in our lord and saviour and the gospel.
If we have Daughters I’d just like to point out I’m a big fan of the names Moab and Ammon for their kids!
If we have Daughters I’d just like to point out I’m a big fan of the names Moab and Ammon for their kids!
11points
#12
Quick, get in the van!
11points
#13
Once again, I have to take my four exes to court over child support.
10points
#14
My mentor is looking for sharp, ambitious people to expand their e-commerce business.
10points
#15
I am such a nice guy, shall I impregnate you now or after dessert?
9points
#16
my last girlfriend had that dress and it looked much better on her .
9points
#17
*starts rhyming violently*
that's how I would ruin it
that's how I would ruin it
8points
#18
So I was checking out your Facebook and your daughter is hot! 9th grade now, right?... Ok. I grossed myself out.🤢🤮
8points
#19
MAGA
7points
#20
"Wow, you look like you work out. Have you considered adding Herbalife to your regimen?" *starts taking bottles and pamphlets out of my purse*
5points