Hey Pandas, Write An Aita Story From Your Pet's Perspective

AITA for biting that kid down the street? Full story: He had bacon.
AITA?

Am horse. Hooman took me for ride with my sister and her dad in a new pasture, i no liked it. I threw her off and her dad got on me to see if i would be good boy. Was not. Threw mean dad into tree and his arms no work good no more and his head hurt. AITA?

From my guinea pigs perspective: I squeak and wheek and squeal and chirp until I get food. Then I eat the food, then I scream some more. Life is food. Food is life.

Aita because I locked my fostermommy and brother out when they didn't let me go outside with them? My fostermommy had to call a glazier who broke the window for her to ler her in costing her 100 euros. I believe you have to train your humans (I'm a cat) but my mom says I'm a little ahole for doing it. She still adopted me though, so I think it worked.

(Pyrenees mix) sat on human lap, got a scratch then p*ss*ed on human lap. Aita?

not rlly good with this but here it goes...

AITA? am (10F) a cat named Moo who loves food. am scream in my roommates (14F , 18M ) ears until they gimme food. They do not like it and finally give into giving me food. I waste a lot of energy and time and I think they should respect that and gimme food faster.

I am Ulysses (5NM), a tri-point ragdoll cat. I try to keep my older brother, Gambit (8NM) (black domestic shorthair), away from mama always because I'm worried I won't be loved even though I get *tons* of affirmation. Also I don't understand when my brother doesn't want to play, even though he hisses and swipes at me when he isn't in the mood. Mama says I need to pay attention to Gambit more, but I think he just needs to learn to play with me when I want to. Also, mama belongs to me. AITA?

Im a small doggo, i used to pee on my human’s leg to claim them as mine but for some reason the human didn’t like it! AITA?

AITA? am a cat lemme show you ma agenda for tonight
-climb up da cuwtains
-scweam coz i cant get down fwom da cuwtains
-keep scweaming until ma hooman wakes up to hewp me down
-sit and stawe cweepily at hooman
-oh noes hooman eyes cwosed, must walk all over deir face to make sure hooman is awake
-hooman open eyes and talk woudwy at me
-hooman eyes cwosed, must get revenge for hooman talk woudwy at me so I attack deir feet toes
-oh wook its 5 am, must become a pewsonall awarm cwock
-hooman awake, now gimme da foodz
-im sweepy, I go to sweep in ma bowl wifout eating
AITA?

I am HENRI!! I am exuberant kitten of 0 years yet. At night when my mom moves in sleep, I take one big bite out of her knee. As one does! She gets mad but started it ! ! AITA?

am most beautiful cat in the world.
eat mice on a regular basis and than come home, cry for expensive food anyway, then throw up mouse+food all over the kitchen. then am hungry again and hooman seems unhappy. AITA?

AITA for waiting until I was on the Zoom call with the vet to s**t down my owners hands/the laptop keyboard?

Lil' doggo here. I'm a territorial and protective breed and I don't like it when people or other dogs go near my hooman family. One time, a stranger came into the house and hugged my hoomans and ate dinner with them. I barked and growled as much as I could but my hoomans kept telling me to 'stop that, it's just Uncle George' and to 'leave him alone'. AITA for disobeying my hoomans?

AITA for always shoving my brother (Boo) out of the way when I want attention?

(from my dog's perspective)

(Cat) Aita for scratching my human to the point that they had to put ice on it because they picked me up to help me catch a bug?

AITA? i waz a spoted, twelv yer old boi named Zoden. My hoomans had bot a huge bag of expensiv bred rols, and i et them all and my hoomans told me i had a dishtended bewwey, watever that mens

I am dog. I just thunk it time to chew up hooman stuff instead of toys.

Am Sam (4y, m, guinea pig). Am loving my water bottle with ball init. Also have drinking trough right next to it but like to inform hooman that I love water from water bottle with loud rattling noises. Informing hooman every midday recently between chewing a few bites of hay. Hooman this month always looking at me middays, saying weird things in hooman language like "Really? Always when I try to concentrate on that stupid assignment?"
AITA?

AITA for ripping my moms new bag for treats???

If human no let me eat from kitty litter why taste good
- Leonardo, 6 1/2 yrs, Dog