*Plot twist*
#41
I turned my collar up, against the slowly rain. I looked him in the eye.
6points
#42
Abigail finally decided she would eat the curious blue heart shaped plant. One bite and the world began to swirl and twist in on itself.
5points
#43
I vomited. Disgusting.
5points
#44
I hear a boom. "O no the apocalypse has begun."
5points
#45
Umm babe, where did my cooking oil I just made go? I told you I need it for the brownies today!
5points
#46
Looks like I dug my own grave with this one; a crowd had gathered around me. Now, I have two options...
5points
#47
With his sword out, he started to battle the dark overlord. Suddenly, he fell to the floor, and the dark lord raised his sword.
5points
#48
This was it, the moment I'd been waiting forever for. He was the one!
5points
#49
Please, anybody...
5points
#50
Have you got the chequebook? Oh, and we need some butter.
5points
#51
I am sitting in the dark alone listening to the screams from the other room. I will be next.
5points
#52
I was floating around in my tub, and I sneezed. Someone said bless you; I live alone.
5points
#53
(Not mine, but wanted to share)
“The aliens arrived with a message of peace and love for Earth.
So, as the first gesture of goodwill, they purged all human parasites from its surface.”
So, as the first gesture of goodwill, they purged all human parasites from its surface.”
“Please, take me instead!” I scream, grabbing at the men who were holding my children.
“Sorry Ma’am, kiddies only” they replied, as they continued loading up the last lifeboat aboard the ship.
“Sorry Ma’am, kiddies only” they replied, as they continued loading up the last lifeboat aboard the ship.
Being one of the first humans on mars has its perks.
Being the only one to be forgotten however, certainly doesn’t.
Being the only one to be forgotten however, certainly doesn’t.
Two eyes peered down at me through the darkness.
“No, no survivors here.” I heard the rescue searcher say.
“No, no survivors here.” I heard the rescue searcher say.
Personally, I love all of my creations equally.
Sometimes though, I wonder if any of them remember that they used to be human.
Sometimes though, I wonder if any of them remember that they used to be human.
4points
#54
Once upon a time there was a little girl who fell out of her tower and broke her neck and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and someone rescued her in a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and we kidnapped her in a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff at the end and a bunch of stuff. And a bunch of stuff in a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff and a bunch of stuff.
* see? Two sentences!*
4points
#55
"They told us we wouldn't come back alive". Tears steamed down my face. But where are U going?
4points
#56
A young man watched two workers heave cinder blocks from a semi-demolished building. He wanted to join them in a simple task, but far overcame desire.
4points
#57
I knew it was wrong, but it felt so right. How could I possibly explain this to anyone else, when I couldn't even understand it myself?
4points
#58
"Forgejgdwjdjwdbvjhrjky" I said in dismay.
"What the f**k" said Steve from Minecraft. "You're high, aren't you"
"What the f**k" said Steve from Minecraft. "You're high, aren't you"
4points
#59
My son used to love art, but would rip up his paper when he messed up. I just wish he didn't become a tattoo artist.
Now your turn, what's the second twist?
4points
#60
Grabbing her dagger, she leapt out the window only to find him standing there. "what do you want?" she growled with fury dancing in her eyes.
4points