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Hey Pandas, Why Did Your Mom Call?
JAN 14, 2022

Hey Pandas, Why Did Your Mom Call?

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What Did Your Mom Have To Say.

#1

My mother never calls :(
2points

#2

I left my small hometown the minute I could. One of my classmates called and here is the conversation as my mother told me.
CM - So what is Harriett doing these days?
M - She's married.
CM - So, what does her husband do?
M - He's a clown.
CM - No, really, what does he do?
M - He's really a clown. She laughs.
CM - click
My husband was a Ringling clown. I was so proud that she didn't elaborate.
1point

#3

Pumpkin. Or sweetie bear..
1point

#4

She was bored. She has Covid (very mild symptoms) and can’t go anywhere or have anyone over. She has called 3 times just to say hi and ask what we are doing. That’s ok, she can call as much as she wants.
1point

#5

Asking what we want for dinner
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