Hey Pandas, Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

I am using you as the fall guy for this joke Devi, hope you do not mind. You will be able to use it on others in the future.

Me: Devi, why did the chicken cross the road?
Devi: I don't know why did the chicken cross the road?
Me: To get to the daft person's house.
Devi: Eh?
Me: Knock Knock.
Devi: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the other ..... Damnit!

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To avoid the farmer who was trying to take its breakfast order.

She wanted to get c**k. There's a rooster on the other side! Get your mind out of the gutter!

…..To go to KFC

The chicken crossed the road to…
“Knock knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Chicken..”