Bored Panda
CuriositiesAPR 11, 2025

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Greatest Revenge Story?

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A few potential ones, but I'll go with two from the Covid-19 Pandemic. Keep in mind, I was a Walmart employee at the time.

The first one was when I was unpacking a pallet of baby wipes during the early part of the pandemic. I was unpacking while talking to a couple asking for some of these for their baby daughter, since there was a limit of 1-2 packs of bay wipes. A random woman literally turns her cart super-quickly at me and attempts to hit me. I notice and instinctive dodge by moving behind a metal support beam.

She ran her cart into the support beam so hard that it slammed. I give the couple I was talking to the biggest pack of baby wipes I have (I think it was a 1,600 pack) - than, glare at the woman with a "I know what you did there and f**k off for that" glare. She backed off quickly and the couple thanked me gratefully.

The other one was karma in it's purest form. I was working on fixing up a jeans table and had a man attempt to take the medical mask off my face. I have insane space-related memorization abilities, so I simply dodge via back up. He tried three more times, I dodge three more times via sideways step and other stepping methods. He ended up hitting both shins and ankles on the table while I remained unharmed and masked. I walked off after that to fix up other jeans, and he was in too much pain to follow me.
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