Hey Pandas, What's Your Gossip Of The Day? (Closed)

OP (@Squirrel Girl): Hey Pandas, What’s Your Gossip Of The Day?
Me (@Glasia van Duivels): What is gossip? I don't know. English is for me my 3rd language.

So Adam is on a relationship with Chris. Now Chris is actually married to Ann. Ann is having an affair with the gardener named Paul. Paul is also married to Ann's step daughter Lisa. Lisa knows Paul is a cheater and she is also sleeping with Ann. Now here is where it gets good. Lisa's real moms, dad's uncle twice removed is actually Lisa's father who having an affair with Adam.

We're living through a mass extinction, 200 species are disappearing everyday as a direct result of humanities unchecked expansion, the ice caps are melting, the planet is warming, aridification is becoming more common meaning clean drinking water will become more difficult to find, food will become more difficult and environmentally damaging to produce (while 2 billion people already don't have enough to eat) while everyone continues to be progressively more damaging to the environment no one is doing anything about it and "the bestest, most greatest and freest #1 country in the world!" has responded by declaring that what we really need is the forced creation of more entitled, apathetic, self centered and almost certainly neglected people! Sure the people we have now aren't paid a living wage, can't find affordable housing, don't have access to affordable, useful education, can't afford healthcare, gun violence trends ever upwards with no plans to effectively address it, we're 12 years away from damaging the planet so horribly that it threatens literally, ALL LIFE ON EARTH, but who cares about any of that? The problem is you haven't experienced the "joy of becoming a broke, homeless single parent to a child you know will be forced to endure life in an unending hell scape. That is, apparently, what JE-UH-SUS! wants, which somehow supersedes what actual real human beings that exist want.

I weep for the future, and am truly ashamed of my home country.

School ball coming up, guy I like asks me to be his date (yay!). Then I thought about getting my best friend set up with one of his, let's call him 1, because she likes him, but guy I like suggests setting her up with his other friend 2 who likes her (I'm not sure he knows I know). Anyway she is going with 2 to the ball but she sees him as like a brother so fingers crossed it doesn't get weird.

I’m changing the names “al likes Samantha Samantha is leaving
Sofi was crying because Samantha and Carly where leaving and i hade to hug her so she would stop crying * I’m terrible at hugging friends

Christopher loves Catherine but Catherine is in love with Paul despite the fact she has cheated with Julian.

my enemy (im just gonna call her by her name, raina, bc i rlly dont care) has a crush on the boy who asked me to the dance. raina used to be one if my best friends, but betrayal. now i flaunt it to her every day. we got into a big argument at our pool and i shoved her into the pool and left. revenge tastes good 😏

I think I have adhd, and I don't think my parents will believe me or take me to get tested.

my best friend and I have a crush on the same dude, but we're chill and we honestly don't mind. we will always be best friends ❤

School yard drama from way back when

Fake name Lucas wants to date Mackenzie, but she isn’t interested. Lucas then conveniently starts dating Mackenzies best friend, Mia.

Mia starts taking Lucas along with her to hang out with friends (of which Mackenzie is one). Mackenzie now gets to know Lucas and warms up to him. The moment Lucas finds out, he dumps Mia and gets with Mackenzie. I don’t think Mia and Mackenzie ever spoke again.

And trust me, this boy KNEW what he was doing the whole time. Total asshat, but definitely took the playground by storm for a few weeks

! Fake name, will use the real first letter though !

Richard hooked up with a girl on a Tuesday but the next day at work was kinda bummed out? No one knows what happened and all my other coworkers were aware of the weird vibe. HOWEVER we were snapping after work and Richard basically admitted the hookup left him feeling hollow because he misses his ex-fiance (which I didn't know he had??? Richard is 23 and dated her since he was 20 btw) and the security of a relationship.

Richard ended up taking a different shift on Friday and everyone was joking how much the mood lifted because of his absence. I was sitting in a corner and basically vibrating with this secret so might as well tell internet strangers!

(Fake names)
Zara likes Anthony, but on Anthony’s grad day he brought another girl: Hilda.
Selena likes a family friend: Matt who sister-zoned her.
They both keep going for it and telling each other to get over their crushes.
And last, MY crush is moving away on Monday, leaving me behind.

My friend Alisha, married to a man and has 2 kids, 6 yr and 1 yr. Now discovered she's a Bi.

There is a recession coming soon because of the massive inflation of house prices and china is going to war in 2024 also American has been at war every year of its history except for 13 years also Tesla might go bankrupt and nasa might shut down to let the corporations “take care of space “

So a guy (ima call him Alex) asked my girlfriend out two days after I asked her out. My girlfriend (I'll call her Daisy) is Biromantic and has liked me for a while now, and before that we were besties. She, of course, declined. Alex was angry because he's used to getting anyone he wants. He's also mad at whoever got to her first (me!), although he doesn't know who it is. I know that Daisy was his last resort, though. (That's not fair because Daisy is much better that a last resort.) I love watching his frustration because he messed with my Friend (his pseudonym is going to be Oliver) by stringing him along. Oliver had liked Alex and Alex found out. Alex then flirted with Oliver and messed with him because he thought it was funny. Alex is actually straight and threatened to expose Oliver, who wasn't out at the time. (I put a stop to that. Nobody messes with the big tall scary lesbian, or her friends. :)) I love second hand revenge.

Max likes Lily but Lily doesn’t like Max but Lily was pretending to like him so that he didn’t feel bad so Max still thinks Lily has feelings for him despite breaking up but Lily never liked him at all.

My frogs got out of their cage now they are lose in my room and idk where they are.

Neilson’s dad hasn’t found his lost Rolex yet. Neilson gave it to Cody as a early birthday gift. Cody pawned it. Tiffany didn’t make cheer squad so she bleached the uniforms left on the bus at practice and blamed them on an “unforeseen force”. Scandalous.

My so-called friend took $800 cash from jewelry box than ghosted me. Pick friends wisely

K so I got more. So the girl I sit next to on the bus, her ex friend who started spreading rumours about her was getting annoyed because Jeigha (girl I sit next to) started spreading rumours about her as well. Then her ex friend dead named on of her friends and that’s as far as I got. Also this is day 2 of horrific cramps but no period. Send help. Oh yeah and also… both my crushes are straight so all my hopes of love just withered away to nothingness in the bottom of my heart and my soul is dying slowly 🙂

Bella's mad at me ever since I made a joke about her liking Eli to our classmate. D likes A. I like Wyatt. Then again, is it gossip if everyone knows?