Hey Pandas, What's Your Gossip Of The Day? (Closed)

Peanut the cat is taking refuge with Mommy (me) after getting taunted by a squirrel in the sunroom. Daddy dimed her out. She stared at the ceiling ghost she was saving me from to save face.

A co-worker is going to be terminated. They just bought a new house. Also to the 2 that are having an affair- we all know!! You're not being very sneaky.

I'm dating my ex bullys crush

It turns out the Handmaid's Tale is more than a work of fiction, or so I hear.

A Girl (Who I will call …. Lana) brought gummies (wink wink) to school, and gave them to people, without telling them that they had drugs in them, including her best friend of 9 years. This eventually turned out to be true, every locker in the school had to be checked, stretchers were in the hallway, for all the students who ate the gummies, and one girl who took the gummies was found in the bathroom rubbing soap into her eye before she was taken to the hospital. It got onto the news. Nobody knows what happened to Lana after that , but most of the students were ok. Nobody would eat anything from the school for weeks after.

Legend has it... someone has been stealing the cookies. Legally speaking, it wasn't me. No one suspects a thing!

Jason “forgot” to wear pants to school. Alice got COVID. Bryce dumped Lucy. Amy won the competition, and Alex likes Chris.

I have feelings for one of my closest friends but he's a hoe and flirts with everyone

1. Laura, Devon, and Gary have been best friends since middle school. Gary is currently housing Laura and myself until our the opening for an apartment we're getting is available. Gary doesn't know that Laura and Devon have been dating for the last 3 years. Devon actively avoids Gary now that we're staying with him. He waits to visit until Gary has gone to work.

2. Polly just found out her stepdads friend Peter is dying of liver failure. She's one of the only ones who knows because she overheard a phone call she shouldn't have. Polly also knows her mom is cheating on her stepdad with Peter. But she's not gonna say anything because he's dying and she doesn't want her stepdads last months with him to be strained after everything they've been through.

3. Katherine has convinced her son she's a half demon by flipping her eyelids inside out and rolling her eyes into the back of her head before yelling when she wants him to stop misbehaving. Hes now under the impression that if he steals his sister's toy bunny again, his mother is going to set him on fire with her mind... Outside of that though he's a genuinely happy child and has in fact told her more than once "I still love you mommy. Even if you are a little bad." Which is kinda cute because that's what she tells them when she gets after them for something. "I still love you even though you were bad."

I think everyone knows this by now but Elon Musks 18 year old disowned him bc he’s a transphobic d******d

let's use fake names
tommy sat in ethans lap on a dare and he get super red then relaxed, and milly wanted tommy to sit in her lap and he did, then was told that milly liked him but tommy is dating allyssa, oh and cameron is mumbling stuff bc he's too pussy to say it out loud
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Clarence Thomas wants to take away all human rights that don’t affect him. He stopped just short of interracial marriage. He can love who he wants but not the LGBTQ community.

My friend 1 loves friend 2, but friend 2 loves a different girl

Soooo.... Alex is dating Chelsea who in reality used to be Chuck. Chuck was in love with Brenda who in reality is his step sister but he has no clue. Brenda is dating Zak who's Father was Eric's Milkman. Zak doesn't know it but said Milkman is also Brenda's father. Eric is alone because he knows all this and thinks it is hilarious.

Bestie’s grandma had to get surgery for her heart. Kid across the street got expelled, and they had to move.

I’ll be using fake names for this, but they’ll start with the same letter as the real name.

Jacob and Alice broke up. Lex and Brenda got together. Evangeline and Zorro had a calm break up and agreed to just take a break, but Z’s parents were ASSHOLES about it and called E a white who just wants to sleep with other guys. >:(

Names changed for privacy's sake.
Mary was in love with Andrew and Henry was in love with Maya, but Andrew and Maya got together, so Mary proposed to Henry that they help each other heal. They had a develop friendship and later Henry had feelings for Mary, which she hinted she returned and led him on, but then started going out with Alex. Henry tries to be a good friend to Mary, but Mary lashes out during a misunderstanding and threatens him. Henry has moved on now and doesn't talk to her, but Mary keeps trying to talk to him as if nothing happened.

Oh, and Andrew and Maya are one of the sweetest couple I know.

Ok context and fake names - Elizabeth = my current girlfriend, Amelia = Elizabeth's ex, Jordan = my ex bf from when I thought I was straight. So. Amelia cheated on Elizabeth with 8 people or something while they were dating. Jordan knows this... But has a crush on Amelia. We were both on good terms with Jordan, after we learned he was crushing on Amelia we stopped liking him as much and then he kinda rubbed it in when she has forgotten. This was all recent... (ALL NAMES ARE FAKE EXCEPT MINE IS ACTUALLY ZOE)

My mom's friend Alice (Who was an angel) died of sooo many diseases that I can't remember them all.

I will change the names and apologize in advance for my rant.
So, this girl, let’s call her Brenda. Is in a friend group of 3. The male, we will call Rob. And the other female will be called Jess. So, Brenda and Rob are best friends in the friends group. Though Jess thought it was her and Brenda. Brenda is in love with Rob, though he doesn't know. Jess and Rob are in an ongoing fight. Brenda and Rob text all the time, and Brenda can text Jess too. Rob and Jess don’t have any way to communicate. The group is on summer break before the first year of middle school. Rob is very depressed and Brenda helps him whenever he has a breakdown and is the only one who does help. Robs parents are getting divorced. Therefore, he is moving a short distance and is going to go to a diff middle school than everyone thinks. He has only told Brenda. (Originally, Rob and Jess were going to go to the same school, and Brenda was and is going to a diff one.) Brenda has been instructed to tell Jess; if she is asked, that Rob has died. Also, forgot to mention, Rob has an X who he hates, but is trying to get him back. That he was originally going to go to school with. And a girl who has a crush on him is going to go to the middle school he is actually going to go to. News flash, I’m Brenda and will try to update as more news comes.