Hey Pandas, Whats Your Funniest Childhood Story

so when i first started driving 4 wheedlers no one told me your supposed to bend your knees when you jump the machine. so i decide to full throttle it a jump will planted to the seat. the 4 wheeler bucked me off and i did a superman over the handle bares into a bush. and if i was not already embarrassed enough the sheriff was right behind me. pulled up and was like "you know theirs not a trail there". i i also had to drag my 4 wheeler which was tangled in a bush out and it doesn't have revers so you have to put it in neutral and pull it backwards. i couldn't find the revers gear for some reason. i felt so embarrassed.