Hey Pandas, What's Your Funniest Autocorrect Fail? (Closed)

So I was texting my friends about how the new Superman movie looks great, especially the trailer, and I'm over here just screaming for more. Well, the autocorrect changed it to Créámíng. Yeah. I'm putting the accents there just in case.

I picked up some Chinese food after work and texted my boyfriend, who loves duck sauce "I'm on my way home now and don't worry, I got extra f**k sauce for you." We still call it f**k sauce instead of duck sauce to this day.

Last night, my mom was looking up Sam Smith (they are a famous non-binary singer) and typed their name in the search bar.

Sam Smith. But the autocorrect turned it into DAMN SMOOTH.

I think all my organs ruptured from laughing so hard.

i tried to call my boyfriend a good boy, but autocorrect decided to call him a good girl

I was texting my grandma and I tried to say 'a lot' but it corrected to 'a snot'. she was cracking up and I was just sitting there questioning my life choices

Not mine, but one of the funniest of all time - "My wife texted me a selfie in a new dress and asked 'Does this dress make my butt look big?' I texted back 'Nooo!' My phone autocorrected my response to 'Mooo!' Please send help." *There* is a dead man walking.

I accidentally texted my very gay IT guy that my new bra was very comfy.

Not mine. My brother. "Sorry I didn't pick up your call. It was too moist". It was actually too noisy. I just texted back a question mark and :)

Not me but my old boss Martina (who was, to be fair, a complete nut job).

Best wishes,
Martian

it decided to rename dingo to another word (yeah you can tell) when I was doing a essay.at sch

" Dave, I can be a singer I I tried" To " Dave, I can be sigma if I tried" Idk why

when I tried to type "I'm hungry" and my phone put down "I'm hórny". cue a bunch of screaming and laughing in the chat lol

So I wrote some stuff on BP and the "autocorrect" converted that into **** instead of **** because ***** is regarded **** for sponsors and thus we get this **** **** censorship. Oh, wait, funniest? Yeah, no fun about that, just ridiculous and annoying.