Sometimes an insult is the best and only answer to a problem.
#1
Your mom should've swallowed...
4points
#2
Personally my favourite is probably one I made up. "I'm going to burn you and your soul can put your ashes back together so it can reinhabit your incompetent body."
2points
#3
You look like you'd enjoy Dubai.
1point
#4
Bite me.
1point
#5
Oh, you dumb côckwomble. [mumbled under breath in a very exasperated manner]
1point
#6
You should be carrying around a big a$$ed plant to make up for all the oxygen you waste.
1point
#7
You absolute bottomhole!
0points