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Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line? (Closed)
CuriositiesMAR 17, 2023

Hey Pandas, What’s Your Best Pickup Line? (Closed)

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Will you get the girl? Will you get the guy???

#1

Did you fall from Heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face.
12points

#2

I wish i were cross eyed so I could see you twice
9points

#3

Are you my homework? Cause I should be doing you right now but I'm not.
8points

#4

omg i lost my number!! can i have yours??
7points

#5

I'm going to complain to spotify for not naming you this weeks hottest single
6points

#6

If you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple.
6points

#7

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
6points

#8

"I am already your friend, wanna add a boy before it? Well, I love you.."
5points

#9

I once had a guy ask if he could see my glasses. I took them off and handed them to him. He said “I actually just wanted to see your eyes.”
5points

#10

are you a V-chord to I-chord resolution? ‘Cos i think you’re perfect ;)
5points

#11

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
5points

#12

Don't touch anything, you're so hot and I don't see a fire extinguisher.
5points

#13

Honestly I dont have one… but how I tell my crush? I dont. I dare my friends to tell them that I like ‘em.
4points

#14

I drive a '91 Ford Ranger. Sure it breaks down. New pickups do too, but then you gotta make payments on top of repairs.
4points

#15

Damn guy, you… uh. Um. So. Who’s your crush? Not me? Oh nice
4points

#16

Damn girl, are you a land mine, because I wanna step on you all the time
4points

#17

...I may not go down in history but I will go down on you.
4points

#18

Hey, are you a minecraft piglin? Because i feel like if i hit on you, you and all your friends will hunt me down and murder me
4points

#19

"Your the most beautiful girl in the room. You could be a part-time model"
-- Flight of the Concords
3points

#20

DAMN MY GUY, are you an Apache helicopter cuz I’d let you bomb me any day 😉
1point
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