Just a dad joke, it dosn’t even have to be funny.
#1
Q: Where do bad rainbows go?
A: Prism. It's a light sentence though.
31points
#2
I'm reading a horror book in Braille... Something's about to happen... I can feel it!
31points
#3
I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, eggs"... I thought that was an unnecessary comma and then it hit me...
29points
#4
100 years ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars... Today everyone has cars and only the rich have horses... Clearly the stables have turned!
29points
#5
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar... but it's a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house... the difference is staggering!
25points
#6
Waiter: "How would Sir like his steak?"
Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife"
Waiter: "Rare it is then"
21points
#7
The Beastie Boys are releasing a 5 part anthology... parts A-D are for free, but you have to fight for your right to Part E!
18points
#8
Child: Dad. I am hungry
Dad: Hi hungry. I am dad
18points
#9
I was walking down the street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, and 1MB...
It was a trip down Memory Lane.
15points
#10
This is my step ladder....
I never knew my real ladder
I never knew my real ladder
15points
#11
Q: why dont seagulls fly over bays?
A: cus then they’d be bay-gulls, geddit?
13points
#12
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
no idea.
no idea.
what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
still no idea
still no idea
what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sexual organs?
still no f*^king idea.
still no f*^king idea.
13points
#13
Poop jokes aren't my favourite kind of jokes... but they're a solid number 2!
13points
#14
Q: What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
A: Beer nuts cost $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
A: Beer nuts cost $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
13points
#15
Two men walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.
13points
#16
This one my dad told me a while ago
Did you hear of the math teacher who was scared of negative numbers
She stopped at nothing to avoid them
13points
#17
What do you call a fly without wings?
A walk.
10points
#18
What’s the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
10points
#19
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A. A stick.
(fav joke ever)
10points
#20
Whomever stop my copy of Microsoft Office I WILL FIND YOU... you have my word!
9points