Hey Pandas, What's Your Best Comeback?

I was talking once to a guy that was s**t shaming a girl that he had a one time encounter with. I said” right or wrong, whatever she is - you are too” . Shut him right down.

If a mean person says"Why don't you talk?" Say "I do talk, but only to nice people"

If they say you are weird or gross, just say "thanks, you do to" they will be shocked

Some asshole said "suck your mum"
And I replied
"just because you enjoy it doesn't mean I will"

Extremely childish but I'm proud because idk how I thought of that

When someone says “I’m not as dumb as I look,” I say “ you couldn’t possibly be!” Or if they say I’m smarter than I look!” I say “You’d HAVE to be!”