On my 5th birthday my brother kicked me in the face and broke my nose. My mother didn't care to take me to the urgent care so my neighbor did. No one at the party realize.d I was gone and even sang happy birthday to my brother. His birthday was a month prior.
On my 11th birthday my mother got hit by a car while on a bike (she's fine).
Bonus: on my brother's 13th birthday, we went fishing on a dock and I fell into the water. It was 56 degrees f.
