Hey Pandas, What's The Worst Rule You've Seen Someone Actually Try To Enforce?

At my high school (in the 80s), we supposedly weren't allowed to leave campus during our lunch break. Come lunchtime, all the kids who could drive made a beeline for the parking lot exit in their cars. Our "truancy officer" would be out there, yelling and waving his arms, as the kids zoomed by him. They probably wouldn't have hesitated (being stupid teens) to bump into him with their cars if he stood in front of them, and he knew it. Also, what was he going to do? Even if he could have written down all the licenses, there would be fifty people in detention everyday, and he was the one responsible for watching all the kids in detention. And we were a real rowdy bunch with lots of jokesters who wouldn't hesitate to make life miserable for him everyday.