I’d have to either go with…
1. When I was a kid I liked to crawl around on the floor and stuff. I guess a picture frame broke or something because one day I ended up getting stabbed with a shard of glass. It hurt but honestly I only started crying because I was like “Oh wait I’m hurt. I’m supposed to be crying right now.”
Or
2. Was messing around with my dog and waving my hair in her face and then she bit my eye 💀