Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You've Caught Your Pet Doing? (Closed)

Once, I caught my cat sitting on my bed with an origami hat that I had put on her half an hour ago, she looked at me as if to say thanks for the hat. can I keep it? then I tried to take it off her and she moved her head away from me and meowed. i think she was trying to tell me she loved the hat. :}

Was dog sitting a friend's dog while they were out of town. I had this this giant hamburger plush. I leave to room to get him a treat, only to come back and find him humping it (the plush). He sees me and stops. He just stares at me. I take a step forward and he bolts out of the room. I look at the poor hamburger plush who is now covered in dog piss and torn open. Had to throw it out.

My dog collects rocks that he found in the yard. He brings them in and put them by his food dish and I put them on a shelf.