Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Thing You Ever Named? (Closed)

i used to name any party favors i got after birthday parties just cuz

so anyways, party favors right? i had a notebook named chevron(based on the pattern of the book, which was stripes, but chevron had more *sparkle*, in a metaphorical sense), a handheld compact mirror with black gems and glittery sparkles named firework(cus of the sparkly decorations), and a neon red nail polish bottle named scarlet(another shade of red). also i named my first touchpad knight(i actually don't know why. maybe it was a knight in shining armour to save me from my boredness lol?).

i still love to name inanimate objects. its fun. :D

I name all my cars I've had 5
Daisy was the first then Bluebell then Peeves, Rose and the one I have now is called Bella.

I named my imaginary friend I had in primary school (that was a chicken) Slinky.
Idk why, I was a special child, still am a bit.
R.I.P Slinky

My shadow's name is Muck. Don't ask.

Francisco the spider in my window in my basement bedroom...he bit me and now im sad

As a teen i had horrible acne. I named my zits. Bob. "Thats Bob the zit"

I now have a hernia named harry.