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3rd grade. Kids said I was a furry. They were right. The next day I boiled water while my mom was in the shower, filled a glass with my cats' shed hair I had found on my pillow. Put the fur in the water and it sort of turned cloudy and chunky. Put it in a bottle. Took it to school. Gave anyone who drank it a dollar. Afterwards I told them what was in it and that now they were furries. A kid threw up.
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