Wife: "Why does it rain harder when we drive faster?"
(Apple doesn't fall far from the tree) Mother-in-Law: "Don't airplanes get heavier after they feed everyone?" -- I told her it's OK because they've used up enough fuel by that time to make up for the extra weight.
(Apple doesn't fall far from the tree) Mother-in-Law: "Don't airplanes get heavier after they feed everyone?" -- I told her it's OK because they've used up enough fuel by that time to make up for the extra weight.