Hey Pandas, What’s The Weirdest Nickname You Have Been Called?

In 7th grade in the cafeteria I surfed a quarter mile on someone's improperly discarded potato wedge and became... SPUD.

Crusty Rat Sauce

Golden Nipples. I'm afraid I can't tell anymore on this family-friendly platform.

Thumper. I was on a camping trip and these 2 guys, a kid my age and a mid 20’s adult, let me hang out. My feet happen to be huge for my age and when i run i clop. The kid called me thumper and it’s stuck.

Schlankwald.
Heres the context. Schlankwald is the German name (mostly regarded as the original, if you look back on the history) for the Creepypasta character normally known as Slender Man. I'm going to assume most people know who Slender Man is. My friend's call me this. while I am not overly tall, only slightly above average, according to my mother (I'm 5'5, or 173 centimetres), I have legs like an Enderman's, a neck that would put a giraffe to shame, and arms that look like they just came fresh out of the pasta factory. I trip over myself frequently.
Therefore, my short, stubby, marshmallow-limbed friend's, have decided that I am a Slender Being.
Also my online friend calls me Cheesy. I hate it. They don't care.

My Soccer Teamate would call me “The Quicker Picker Upper” for no darn reason.
(Slogan from Bounty)

stick. apparently I am skinny so...

My last name sounded a lot like Tiddywell, so that's what all the football kids call me now.

People call me soy sauce, I guess it makes sense but is kinda annoying

Surfboard (I was flat chested. Which brings to mind another name: )
Sahara because my classmates erroneously thought the Sahara desert was below sea level.
Seabiscuit

Isn’t school fun?!?

Not me, but my wife.

I had some dodgy pet name for her (I don't remember it) and she announced one day that she didn't like it and wanted to be called something else. So I maliciously complied and...

SNERTICUS

...was born! She hates it. And me. Very much indeed. I'm not changing it.

Demon girl. They thought i could speak and summon demons, throwing holy water at me and all. I hated middle school

Started out as Chicklet. Then chicken leg. Then chicken noodle. Then Noodle.

This one kid calls me mayonnaise. I don't even like mayo that much. He used to call me "green sweatshirt girl" because I wear this one green hoodie a lot.

Caillou, I've been getting called that since 4'th grade. My name is Kaiya...

Spicy Mo...
My name is Avery😂

My little sister once called me Elmo
This random kid called me “baby catten” (not kitten, catten)
At one point my official nickname was the same as my friend’s (both my last name)
And my former crush called me big boobs Betty in 3rd grade. Please note that I hadn’t even hit puberty yet when he called me that.

Choopie bird. I honestly don't know why.... I remember asking what my nickname was and my dad and mom said that. I did not ask why. But maybe one day. Also I get called red riding hood by my grandma (I have natural red hair)

Okra.

Some context:

Okras are generally regarded as super disgusting by the vast majority of the people where I'm from, there are even jokes about it. And in my language (Greek), the word for okra sounds weird it's not a cute sounding word, not to mention it can be used as a (very light) insult in some cases.

So I was in a (first and only!) date with a guy with whom we started talking about okras, and we were discussing how awful they are, and he told me that the okra flower was pretty and he showed me a pic - meanwhile, I didn't even know okra plants had flowers - and it was nice, sure, but he went on to call me okra until the end of the date. I guess he thought it would make a cute story or something. Never saw him again (not because of the okra thing specifically, although that didn't help either).

My discord name is An Unpopular Opinion too, and once someone called me AUO and I was sooo confused for a while