Hey Pandas, What's The Weirdest Conversation You've Had While Getting Your Hair Done? (Closed)

My hairdresser one time asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no. She then was like, "Ok WeLl My SoN wOuLd Be ThE pErFeCt MaTcH." I just laughed nervously. When her son came out, guess what? HE WAS FREAKIN IN COLLEGE AND I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL. I tried to explain to the hairdresser that he was too old for me and she said, "Gah, little women these days." I-

I overheard an old lady telling her hair stylist how it was weird that all weather men are gay. IDK why but I was funny

an old lady was getting her hair cut before me and she was taking a long time. after she finally left i went to sit down so the lady could start on my hair. but then, the old lady came back and TOUCHED MY HEAD. she was leaning over and touching my hair while the lady was trying to cut it. then she started saying that she wanted hair more like how mine was. then she went in front of the mirror and started using the hair spray and a comb to do more to her hair. i was so uncomfortable and it was so awkward. she then came back and was like breathing in my ear and was touching my hair again. the lady that was cutting my hair finally got the old lady to go away. and i was just stunned. i was happy to finaly leave.

Okay so this is sorta getting ur hair done. Basically when Annabeth was chasing me with scissors ✂️ ✂️ I asked her how to do calculus and she said that she wouldn’t fall for that and kept chasing me. Then I said I’d tell her a secret if she stopped. I lied and told her Percy was cheating on her. Got rid of her for like a week that time! I don’t think they have forgiven me yet tho.

When we got there this lady was talking about how she would spend most of her time outside but when we were getting ready to leave this lady is doing another kids hair and she talks about playing games and staying inside

As I shave my head in the shower, EVERY conversation is weird.