Hey Pandas, What’s The Stupidest Thing You’ve Said? (Closed)

I was in music class in 4th grade with the most boring teacher in the world so I decided to look at the kids that were having recess outside her classroom. I don't really know what she was thinking but, she walked up to me and asked if I was okay and I said, "Yeah I'm just bored"

I have never regretted saying this, even if it was stupid.

I said I love you to my teacher when they said have a good day once, *cringes* yeah I’m not the brightest

I was watching a tv show and for no reason I just said pickle then started laughing 😂

'I will do unpaid internships, they will help me build my CV and find a job'. Stupid.

I really like Disney and Pixar, and I was in a conversation with an acquaintance about it and so I was thinking about either saying “I love Disney and Pixar” or “I live for Pixar and Disney” but I ended up saying “I live Dixnar” and they were so confused lol

11 y.o me walked up to my mom and said wait if woman can get pregnant by you know. Cant men?

So I was working for a *Big Box Store* and they foolishly let me be the one to do the paging. I needed to let the manager on duty know a certain soda vendor was waiting at the back, and I didn't have a walkie because they were all broken and someone had swiped mine. In my best announcer voice, "Attention Big Box Store Associates, Manager Smith, the Coke Dealer is Waiting At the Back Door. The Coke Dealer is Waiting At the Back Door. Thank You."

I was talking to my basketball coach colloquially like speaking to a friend and that's how I talk to my father also so I by mistake called him Dad. I was so embarrassed by it.

Back when I was in 8th grade me and my friends wanted to order pizza to our classroom. I had to call the pizza delivery guy (I hate talking on the phone - #anxiety) and I just asked:" When can you be here?"... Without saying who I am, where I am or what I want... Eventually we got our pizza but I cried after hanging up.

Does beef come from chickens?

I’m an only child. I also have mild frontal lobe damage as a result of smacking my head on stuff as a little kid, so I don’t always process things right away. There are two puppies in my house, who are siblings. One evening we were watching them play wrestle. They were making a large amount of noise and my mom turned to me and said “and this is why you don’t have any siblings” fully knowing I’m an only child, this revelation shocked me and I asked “I don’t!?” For which I got a slight teasing.

I had a history teacher in high school that always had his lights off because he was always using his projector. I was in the band room and the power went out in the school, and I said, "I bet Mr. H didn't even notice the powers out" thinking that power outages only affected the lights and not his projector.