Hey Pandas, What's The Strangest Thing Someone Has Ever Said To You? (Closed)

Once I was at a water park with my family and keep in mind I had on a one piece swimsuit with shorts because I was 12, and these guys that look around 18 come to me tell me to “show some more skin”

I had a guy tell me that I was a very sensual lady. I was young, so I didn't know what it meant. I just nervously smiled and walked away. He was my gym teacher.

I am quite attractive but it was one of those days where I woke up feeling and looking like shit. After a very stressful day at school, I headed to the restaurant with my friends because we hadn't eaten all day, and we were all grumpy. This random guy walked passed me and dragged me towards a mirror(we have mirrors placed at strategic positions in my school) and said "Look in the mirror, you're beautiful". I kid you not when I say I was beyond dumbstruck. I couldn't stop smiling all day. Now, I give compliments to random strangers just to see them smile. You never know, you just might make someone's day a little more bearable.

Strangest encounter/thing someone has said to me:

Walking through a basement hallway in the complex I work in, a very fast-walking, clearly manic man zips by me and a few guys I work with. He turns on his heels, comes back to us, stares us in the face and pants out "HEY! What sound does a dog make when you dip it in gasoline and set it on fire? WOOF!" and then dashed off.

It was... unsettling to say the least.

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, i aint the sharpest tool in the shed

One time, when I was volunteering at a Christmas fair, a woman walked up to me and called me a "Chubber Bubber." That same exact day, someone also told me that I look like a "Three-legged chicken with a tumor." Nice to know that people think so highly of me...

OH well. I was in a bas a few year back and a man came to me and asked if I would like to dance. I politely declined to which after a small pause he replied "Okay then stand in my farts then" and left.
I did not continue standing in his warm air biscuit..

During my first days in college a guy made a remark in class: "you have big breasts." I didn't feel flattered at all. To me it was a weird comment to say to someone you hardly know and it made me very self-conscious.

Once I was shopping with friends and I wearing a t-shirt that said "My cat is my best friend" and some guy came up to me and said, "Your cat is your best friend? My pu** is mine too!" while pointing downward. Sure enough he had a giant belt buckle with a photo of his cat. I'll never forget it.

My English teacher asked me and my friend how long we had been married because apparently we were fighting like husband and wife over something stupid. I was not expecting that.

Well I was really little and playing Roblox and this guy said," I'm your crush from school." me not having a rush and still thinking boys had cooties said I don't have a crush. he kept asking for my name saying that he knows me but he wants to make sure it's me and kept asking who i like. Once I realized he was a monster I made up a name and he said thats me and I asked his last name and he said," Lord Thunderbird!" Yea...

Someone once said to me that you’re short I was like woahhh no way! (I’m 4’11 in the 7th grade)

Old roommate called herself ‘an ugly potato’ once. She had bad self-esteem, but to this day I still think it was a bizarre metaphor to use when referring to oneself. I didn’t think she looked like a potato at all. She’s quite pretty!

I was once called a cute little worm by a friend, I am a proud little worm!

Okay, talking with my friend (who I may have a crush on...), and we looked over and this couple was making out. We were both like eeeew and turned around. We were laughing about it and he was like "Someday we'll be laughing on how silly it was that we thought that was gross..." Then I was like "Ha yeah" Then he said "Hopefully together" and turned tomato red. He was like " Uhhhh didn't mean to say it like that!"
Anyways, it was funny and SOOO awkward.

Unsure if it counts but when I was young a stranger walked up to me, screamed "AAAAAAAAAAA!" in my face, and calmly walked away.

My drunk MIL walked in on me in the nude and called me a Windsor beauty. Still have no idea if it was a compliment compliment or a backhanded compliment coz of my weight.

Someone called me a sexy beast and hen I just stared at them silently then they asked me if we could go on a date now

My friends used to be addicted to Narwhal.io, and we were hanging out in a classroom during lunch (6th grade), and I'm doing some homework and I hear,
"Don't you hate it when you kill someone and their flesh gets stuck on your narwhal horn?" in a southern drawl.
It's now just slang for a bad day in our friend group.
But it was alarming when I first heard it.

Here is an incident I still laugh about 4 decades later. My first child was born by an emergency cesarean. I had a lot of complications and was in the hospital for 8 days recovering.I was still very swollen in the abdomen and looked like I was still pregnant. When my son was about 2 weeks old, I was in public with my mil, who was holding the baby. A friendly woman approached and fussed over the baby, asking how old he was. My mil told her "2 weeks." The lady then turned to me and asked "And when are you due?" The poor lady was so embarrassed.