Hey Pandas, What’s The Oddest Exchange You’ve Ever Witnessed? (Closed)

I've got one. So my sister is home from the army, and a workout machine. Anyways, she was talking to my Mom, and said that she would never get anywhere near white bread. She then promptly turns around, sees my favorite rolls, which are white, and yells, "Oh cool!" and proceeds to eat them.

I hopped off of the bus one day and I said to my bus driver, "I love you, mom!" I was in elementary school and still remember it

I’ll say it happened to me, but I won’t say what it was.

“Would you like a receipt?”
“You to!”
Then I “played it cool” and walked away .

My friend: "Do you like green beans" Me: "No" My friend: "Good" Then she walked away

Colleague: "Today is the 5th anniversary of...."
Me (excited that we can celebrate something): "Happy anniversary!!"
Colleague: "...of my mother's death."
Uh, oh. Sorry...

In my defense, I was barely 19 y.o. at the time :)))

My friend: ⛄x100
Me: ⛄x100
My friend: RISE OF THE SNOWMEN
Me: THE SNOWMEN ARE TAKING OVER AND RULING US ALL
(We have such a good friendship)

My GF: i’m raising money for me to buy a brick of cheddar cheese and i’m only ¥130 away from my goal will u contribute??

Me: Obviously!! this is the best way to spend my money i certainly can’t see any other way to do it

Drug deals for sure. 7-11 parking lot, person goes into passenger side of car, gets out 2 minutes later. It’s so obvious.

Well, me and my friend argued about what a candy cane was called. We argued for like- 3 full days