I wasI was at the grocery store. I had my earbuds in, music blasting, totally in my own world. From behind, I see a man who resembles my brother exactly, holding a basket.
I approach him secretly, give him a shoulder slap, and say, "You finally decided to help, huh, lazy?"
He spins around.
Not my brother.
Just a middle-aged man with a pack of cheese and a lot of confusion.
I went cold. All I could manage to say before my brain went on "abort mission" was, "Sorry, you just looked really helpful."
I then left at the speed of light.