In maybe first grade, I was friends with this boy because he taught me how to do the monkey bars backward and stuff. One day he asked me to "marry him" and as a six-year-old does, I said yes. We had a Lego Movie-themed wedding. It was pretty lame. I actually ran into that boy I "married" over the summer, and he said he didn't remember who I was...yup, that was super embarrassing...
