Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You've Heard A Person Say In School?

My Geography teacher was asking everyone what country they would like to most visit and this is how it played out with one person (let's call him Dan):

Teacher: "Dan, which country do you want to visit most?"
Dan, without missing a beat: "North Korea."
Teacher: "...Uh, no."
Dan: "Dang it."

“WHO THE F*CK IS THE SQUIRREL?!?!!??!”

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