Hey Pandas, What's The Funniest Thing You've Ever Overheard? (Closed)

Guy 1 - "Where have you been?"
Guy 2 - " Sorry my tummy weren't well cos I ate 20 chicken nuggets.

I was on at my best friend's house and she thought I was downstairs when she ran into her brother's room and told him to stop wanking BC she could hear him moaning. He was 11 and looked so shocked that someone realised his "well hidden secret" lmaooo

I was at band camp, and I overheard parts of a conversation some of my classmates are having. Apparently, one of them had a brother pass away, but it wasn't a big deal to them anymore. Then, a few seconds later I hear "Nah, cuz he just got aidropped into God's living room." I had to pretend I didn't hear anything, but it was so funny and caught me of guard.

So she invited us for dinner but it was Ethiopian and all puddles...

I've overheard two girls talking when I was travelling through bus.. They were like reading bio and one of them said "what would happen if the nervous system gets nervous?"

Not overheard, said. Now, my friend and I still haven't reached a verdict as to who said what in this convo but it went like this: "gosh it's dark here, how do blind people go out at night" " they don't go out at night" and our friend who answered "they're blind! They don't care either way!"

Friends: KEEP THE CAT IN THE BAG

At the height of Rick and Morty's popularity, I was doing an internship in an open office space and overhead one end of a phone call. I'm glad I wrote it down at the time!
"I spoke to a gentleman named Rick yesterday - he was supposed to send me an email... If you could recite his last name... Yes, he was supposed to send me an email with his contact information... Yes, he mentioned something along the lines of... Yes, I enjoyed speaking with him... Yes, he did, he did... It was something like 5.99... Maybe it's a case, maybe it isn't... Yes, I'm on my computer right now."
And later
"Yes, my wife wants me to get a whole new office. I think I had too much exposure... You know, 'need your name address, date of birth, social security number...'
... Thanks Jay."
I sometimes still think about some poor dude getting scammed by Rick Sanchez

I was on an airplane going to *somewhere* and the family in front of us… usually I would be annoyed but their situation was hilarious! One of the kids broke their headphones and was upset because they wanted to watch whatever 4year olds watch these days, and that was a big thing. Skip to towards the end of the flight, they had to stop at Chicago to go on another flight and then apparently the flight got canceled? I still sometimes find myself wondering if they made it to where they were going in time.

i don't even remember when this was but I was sitting next to my friend Kiwi who was looking at smth on her computer and she just exclaims "who took all the cheese!" and yeah that was weird.

Another time, (and this was about the same friend, mind you,) our friend ms. featherduster says
"Kiwi we still need your wattpad history"
and Kiwi goes, "ur not getting my wattpad history"
and im like "kiwi what are you hiding"
and she doesn't respond but she's ace so in my head im just thinkin
"girl i KNOW the only thing u be hidin is some fluff and prolly weird crackfics but ok get it ig"
and yes i know y'all didn't ask for backstory but go off ig
sry it's crappy and long idek if this fits the question lol