Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Ways You Ever Got Hurt?

There was a post here once about a woman who got a taser and would never let men hold it because they immediately tested it on themselves every. single. time. I too am a guy lol. Tapering myself was the dumbest but it didn't result in any injuries at least. Once I had the handlebars snap completely off my bmx after dropping an 8 stair and somehow managed to land on my feet and run it out... except while running and celebrating my agility I ran smack into a brick pillar and busted my forehead open.