Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Thing You Said While Talking To Your Crush (Closed)

In front of her entire family: 'Can I take your cherry?'

I was referring to black cherry on top of her desert!

“Are you interested in being gay?”
I mean, it worked.

Finally works up enough courage:

"Hi, I'm hhthfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"....

Avoids her for 3 months.

It wasn't something I said necessarily, but for some reason I sent him a f*****g panda emoji over text because it had been a couple days since we talked and I didn't know what to do. So I sent. A. Panda.

I said “is this your first time doing arson? Coz you set my heart on fire”

My friend told me the pickup line and after I said it I almost died lol

I was trying to impress her with a lot of meaningless knowledge.
I looked the fool.
I'm not that smart.

"I could stay up talking to you all night but I have school tomorrow."

For context we go to the same school. And I literally just admitted that I really liked talking to him. Ugh. Really hope he didn't pick up on that...

"I'm gonna have to tell everyone that you got her pregnant. It's the only way to piss her off.

i was trying to send him the sad emoji cuz his dog died and instead i accidentally clicked the laughing Memoji and after clearing it up and saying it was an accident and stuff, i deleted all the memojis and avoided them for 2 weeks