Hey Pandas, What's The Dumbest Person You've Ever Met And What Did They Say/Do?

Some dipshit cop responded to a bogus call in my neighborhood. The call was bogus because the lady who called had been lied to by a 10 and 8 year old... Anyway the responding officer tried to pick me up on this vandalism charge when no vandalism had occured. Not to mention it was the 10 and 8 year old who pointed me out to the cop in the first place. This happened 20 years ago and I still cant decide who was dumber the lady who believed two little kids, or the cop who couldnt understand what his eyes do.