Hey Pandas, What's The Craziest Thing You Have Heard About Vaccines? (Closed)

I was told the shot had a chip in it so that the government can track us.

When the COVID vaccines were just started to be handed out, some people in my country claimed it turned them magnetic. They even went as far as making a video showing how spoons would stick to their body. Turns out it just sticks with sweat. I got the vaccine THRICE, but alas I did not become magneto.

That they cause autism.

We all heard this one.

It's made with the blood of babies kept in tubes. Like... quoi? I know what ingredient they are trying to refer to but their entire concept is borderline hilarious and makes literally no sense. Like where is this scifi baby stasis factory where these babies are being cloned and drained of blood.

My local radio station (they were joking) said that the new Covid shot came with a chip that let you listen to their music anywhere, anytime. I cracked up so hard I almost peed myself the first time I heard it.

That demons were transmitted through the Covid vaccine

When the COVID vaccines were just started to be handed out, some people in my country claimed it turned them magnetic. They even went as far as making a video showing how spoons would stick to their body. Turns out it just sticks with sweat. I got the vaccine THRICE, but alas I did not become magneto.

That emergency doctors and A&E doctors won't treat you if you've had any vaccines, ever. Because medical professionals know how dangerous vaccines are and won't risk getting so close to someone who clearly cares so little about their own health. This from the same person who told me not to be an organ donor because that meant doctors were allowed to let me die in order to harvest my organs. (I am aware these two warning are somewhat contradictory.)

That vaccines may turn a person into crocodiles. The person who told me this was dead serious. Imagine my disappointment when nothing happened after I took the shot.

I'm a pro-vaxxer (but my parent's wont let me get the kids vaccine) and the craziest thing I've probably is that a vaccinated person like, touches an unvaccinated person they like, contaminate them with the "stupidness" of taking a vaccine. Like no, the vaccine literally has saved lives and removed symptoms from so many people, the vaccine isn't stupid.

I've heard they are injecting you with tracking devices, I've heard that the vaccine are a way to control us and I've heard that some of the vaccines are just water.

That you’re raciest if you get one. And then raciest if you don’t. It’s all about control.

It will stop your period

I covered vaccine mandate protests in Dallas as part of a documentary I did on the lockdown. There are a LOT, however, I have two: can't decide which is crazier.

1. The vaccine will track you with a microchip made by Bill Gates that he's using to round us up and put into death camps.

2. The woman who wore a Yellow Star of David on her shirt that said "Unvaxxed," proceeding to tell me this is "Nuremberg 2.0"

It turns you gay.

Seriously?

That it causes their kids to be gay, you can't become gay if you're already gay. Also it shouldn't matter if it does make them gay, as a parents you're supposed to do as much as you can to protect your child.

Someone had posted that the vaccine actually caused covid.

Probably already said on here. That it's made my autistic people to get more autistic people. Heh, funny enough I am autistic and so put as many needles as you want (btw thought it was funny but don't believe it, pro-vaccer)

Also heard that the COVID-19 vaccine was made from unborn babies (don't believe that )

A random optometrist told my 67Y father that vaccination would significantly damage his vision. He had almost died of post-covid syndrome, had severe pneumonia and ended up in a hospital half dead.
I was so mad that my mother refused to tell me what optometry it was (a small town in Europe), and she knew why.

That the COVID vaccines were to make men impotent in order to control population.