Hey Pandas, What’s The Craziest Request You Have Ever Gotten From Your Family?

My uncle once said he liked buffalos (bison). By the time he was forty he had received so much bison merch as presents his house looked like the gift shop at Yellowstone. Shirts, hats, paintings, mugs, socks, towels... I was working on Catalina at the time, this little island off the coast of LA which famously has a herd of bison running around that had been abandoned after a film. So for his fiftieth my mom asked me to bring her a dried bison patty, the sturdiest I could find, next time I was on the mainland. I did as instructed, she covered it in lacquer and that doorstop is what we gave to the man who had everything buffalo