Stupid jokes that make no sense at all preferred
#1
So one of my teachers accidentally blurted out that we were their favorite class, and we started joking that she'd called us the f word.
Yes, your teachers absolutely have a favorite class, no matter how they try to deny it.
3points
#2
Idk if this counts but... a long time ago I was a socially awkward and unpopular nerd (tbh I still am) my friend was like: you kneel upon my throne, unaware it is built on lies. And I replied: which book is that from? Must be a good book. And he replied: social media.
We still bring that up sometimes.
2points
#3
My friends and I have this joke running around that my best friend is “racist” against white people because almost everything she owns is black or dark so we joke that she hates white people. Everytime we see her near a dark coloured object, we call her out for her “racism”. So far I think she’s taking the joke fine but I worry that she’s going to get annoyed by it soon
2points
#4
On my ultimate team, we have a habit of taking one of our opponent's disks after a game as a souvenir. After one game we played against either Whitman (a school) or Whitman (a players last name) we got a disk with Whitman written on the back. A friend kf mine was talking about it and tripped over their words and said 'the Whitman d**k' so now we've built up a whole mythology around the Whitman d**k and it gets mentioned occasionally
1point
#5
It's esoteric. Literally. We just say it's esoteric to everything. We are nerds.
1point