Hey Pandas, What's A Weird Way You Were Injured? (Closed)

I twisted/bent my knee while dancing with a girl at a college party. I was on the floor in pain. She didn't even realise or saw it. Limped my way back to my hostel. Next day she asked me "where were you during the party?" 😡😂

I've injured myself via a trumpet multiple times. Basically, you sneeze, your head goes forward, and you bite your lip on the mouthpiece since you were holding your instrument in ready position.

In first or second grade I slammed my entire hand in the car door when my mom and I were going to the grocery store. With automatic locks, my mom had to manually unlock the door and come around and open my door to free my hand. The most unfortunate part was for all the pain I thought I'd at least break a bone so I could show off a cast at school, but all I needed was a bandaid 😞

I got cut and burned by a waffle maker handle at the same time....twice...

Tore a ligament in my leg/foot without having had an accident, 3 months it took to walk without a limp!

Was in horror house at some fest. Saw a weird ghost decoration. Fight and flight kicked in. Punched a f*****g steel machine and broke fist.

i accidentally set my hand on fire after trying to set off fireworks with a broken lighter.

i was trying to make a vlog of my family at the water garden, and my little brother ran up to me, started speaking gibberish, and pushed me into the water and i cut my elbow and i still have the scar

I did such a terrible job at SFX makeup for cosplay that I ended up getting pinkeye.

there was a pebble in my campfire and it exploded and a piece hit me directly in my forehead

I broke my nose playing mulch as a kid... There were these thingies that you stepped on and they were so far apart. Needless to say my mom was not happy when both sides of my nose was broken and the heavy accented nurse called me a name far off from mine..

Running in the dark, barefoot. There was a small tree that was staked with wire to keep it stable until it was bigger. Foot hit the stake, toe stayed behind

I was standing in front of the Gas Station door when my mom opens the door,(I was wearing slides) And my toenail got bent and started bleeding, we has bandages in the car so I was lucky :D

In second grade I was pushing myself off of the ground on some desks and swinging. I came down weird one time and sprained my ankle. The worst part is that when I asked the teachers to call my mom because it hurt so much, they told me to quit being a baby. It was swollen to about the size of a baseball and yellow and purple. I had to limp around using my umbrella as a cane

Sister was chasing me, I turned around and my body suddenly froze and I couldn't move, sister ran into me, making my nose start bleeding. Funny looking back at it.

When I was 12 I was in turkey for a vacation. We went to the beach and within 5 min I get a throbbing pain in my foot and barely make it out of the Mediterranean. 40 painful minutes later and two shots in the butt I find out I had got stung by a weaver fish.We got prescription meds for awhile. The whole thing together(ER + prescription) was 38 dollars.

i was a kid and i was bopping a balloon around our living room where my sister was also doing yoga. i tripped over her and landed on my kneecap and my leg hurt for a day. also in kindergarten i went down a slide with my head facing down and got a cut under my eye

Age 5, sister and I dropped a 50lb weight on my big toe. While mom called for a ride to the hospital, I tried to get up and leaned on the coffee table, slicing my ear almost in half. At 29, the toenail had to be removed.
Broke ring finger playing volleyball. 20yo
Broke 2 ribs learning to dive. 19yo
Broke and fractured several ribs, took all skin off right forearm and from bottom of mouth R to past L & under chin after hitting a missing piece of concrete in sidewalk. Also took mole off face, which somehow grew back! 15yo
Burned through area at elbow after hitting hot cast iron pan. Wound cauterized itself. 12yo

Do you kno like when you’re walking and your foot/ankle goes sideways/inwards? And then you lean on it. Yea..hurts like a mother######…I do it every other 2 day’s probably…

I have a scar on my wrist from scratching a mosquito bite with a pen cap lol