We all do weird stuff when no one’s watching… practicing speeches in the shower (not to mention singing, of course), talking to our plants, or even pretending our pets understand our deepest thoughts (which maybe they do). But have you ever stopped to think about how totally insane these normal habits would look to an alien visiting Earth? I wanna know: what’s something you do every day that’s completely normal to you—but would make an alien scratch its head in confusion? Share your funniest, weirdest, or most relatable answers below… let’s see who has the most “WTF” habit!
#1
Talking to my Wi-Fi router like it’s a person when it’s slow. I’m like, “Come on buddy, you can do this.” Not that aliens would know what Wi-Fi is anyway…
2points
#2
Laugh at reports of UFO sightings.
1point
#3
Deliberately injecting poisons into our faces (Botox)
1point
#4
talking to animals that don't speak human
EX. cats
EX. cats
1point
#5
If they come from eggs, they might think live birth to be incredibly bizarre.
And if they are advanced enough that they are 'created', they might think the way humans reproduce to be straight up crazy - "you put what where and... ugh!".
And if they are advanced enough that they are 'created', they might think the way humans reproduce to be straight up crazy - "you put what where and... ugh!".
1point
#6
Why, when you clap this chunky apparatus over those strange flaps on the side of your heads, do you start moving in jerky robotic motions?
[describing bopping to the sound of music heard through headphones to an alien that communicates telepathically and does not have the ability to hear sound]
[describing bopping to the sound of music heard through headphones to an alien that communicates telepathically and does not have the ability to hear sound]
1point
#7
You're a minor ranking species of clever apes that live on this dinky backwater planet, and for some reason you seem to have decided upon speaking a hundred different languages and dividing your planet up into regions that each have their own identity (and often, language) and then those regions are themselves divided into regions and the process repeats with different styles of speaking the language of that place and, of course, identity variations. Are you all in denial of being human? Earthlings? What?
1point
#8
When we yell at a TV or a book.
1point
#9
0points
#10
Elections
0points